Even better than the hook em horns, I have a new conspiracy for you. Late nights, when you get done watching the OC, and log on to this network I will be here. When you wake up and smear salt buggers out of your eyeballs and forget to thank Beelzebub I will be here. When you get off work and survive a two hour, twenty mile commute back to the west side, I will be here. When you bust open the WI-FI connect at the fuckin Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf trying to look busy I will be here. When you pretend to start talking on a cell phone and download a new ringtone to call yourself with I will be here.
Too many groupies tryin to act like they call shots, don't make me repossess the catalog and start chargin you admission.. I'm not ready to log off yet!!
Like I told you before, genocide aint nuthin but a tax writeoff.
Just because you don't notice a whole continent getting raped doesn't mean it isn't happening. But don't worry.. I've been here since the beginning and I know how to make this shit work. I'm your friendly neighborhood deejay and motivational speaker and I won't leave until my train gets here. I'll be the cat in the back listening to Charlie Mingus and plottin the next Orange Alert.
