If you're one of those creepy people that like to collect bugs, spiders, scorpions in jars...shit like that cuz you think you're all evil and darkness, that's kool with me. Everyone has their own lifestyle and hobbies. That's peachy. However, if I happen to chill on by, I WILL exterminate them. Snakes, lizards, bats, crocodiles don't bother me. I like them. But if you go waving bugs from the Brazilian rainforest inside plastic tupperware containers around MEH face, I'll microwave them. Oh yea, I can be evil and darkness too. Spiders. Zomg!!! I hate those fuckin things. I'll blow them away with my Wal-Mart shotgun that I bought for $27.96. Scorpions...I got something special for them. I call it, "The Devil's Tail in My Hand." Nothing special, it's just an old baseball bat consisting of sharp spikes at the end of it. They go to pierce me with that tiny stinger, by God it better miss...they'll get a taste of their own medicine and I won't. I guaran-fuckin-tee it won't be poison that kills da bitch. I WILL eat them after too cuz I'm SiC!Just kidding. I can say what I want to, even if I'm not serious.
This chick. I love you too.
Alice In Chains, Tool, Dredg, Team Sleep, Filter, Deadsy and Killswitch Engage to name a few.
Anything by George Romero. I like watching zombies eating people's brains. Dunno why, it's dark humor to me I guess. Ummm...Traffic, Solaris, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Nomad, Jay and Silent Bob, Clerks, Office Space, Pan's Labyrinth, Children of Men, 28 Days Later. Oh...can't forget Texas Chainsaw Massacre either. A chainsaw is my weapon of choice, I feel bad for the playa that breaks into my apartment. I don't need to wear a mask either when I'm pissed. Scary F'N shit right there.
Meh...TV. I'll watch it once in awhile. Kinda dig that reality show "Deadliest Catch." These guys hang off the side of a tugboat, ballz deep in icy water to catch fuckin' crabs. They're right out of their damn minds. They GOTTA know there not living half the time to do this type of crazy shit. I kinda like people like that. Too bad there isn't many.
"Gerald's Game" by Stephen King was some really twisted, tweaked shit. I'll never forget that one. "Heart of Darkness" by Joseph Conrad and of course "The Dark Tower" series.
Stephen King, Johnny Knoxville, Maynard James Keenan, Aquaman and Layne Staley.