About Me
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Ok......so I'm gonna say this here 'cause most of ya'll obviously don't read far enough through my profile to get my drift. Here's the deal folks......I don't mind for random people to want to add me.....but don't add me if you have no intention of messaging me ever. If you're going to add me, I suggest you send a message along with it, or else I'll just deny it. Just because you tell me I'm pretty....doesn't mean I'm going to talk to you.....think of something else to say. I understand that some people get bored.......shit, I get bored too, but don't fuckin' try to talk to me to try to get my number or "meet up".....I don't play that shit....I have an INCREDIBLE man who I adore and love with all that I am and I have absolutely no desire to be with anyone other than him....so please, don't even try. Oh yeah, and if your message contains the following words or phrases "shorty" or "shawty" or any other spelling variation of that word, "sexy", "cutie", "gorgeous" or "what up ma?" ......just go ahead and find another profile to look at. And if you don't know me, PLEASE do not call me "babe".....you don't know me like that. So if you're thinking about doing any of these things.........then I guess I just saved you a little bit of time. Oh....and I almost forgot to mention.....by no means whatsoever am I looking for any kind of "discreet fun"......so quit fuckin' asking me! So.....now that I've said what I needed to say about that, I guess we can move on to the actual "about me" stuff........
Introducing..........the many faces of Jay Mix!!!! :Well.....that's me in a nutshell!!!! Now for the verbal description......I prefer not to describe my personality, because people have different opinions of me. The only way I can put it is either you like me, or you don't, but the only way to find out is to talk to me...and if it turns out that you don't like me, don't start no drama and F*CK OFF! I'm not a bitch...I SWEAR! A lot of people think I'm mean, but really I'm not....just very facetious, and if you take it as me being mean, that's your problem and you'll need to re-evaluate the situation...'CAUSE I AIN'T MEAN, BITCH!!!! Oh, and if you can't handle sarcasm, then I wouldn't suggest talking to me, 'cause I'm probably one of the biggest smart-asses you'll ever meet. Just a side note...you know what I want to be when I grow up? No joke....I want to be a medical examiner for the FBI. (For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a person who does autopsies and all that fun stuff). I know that's kinda morbid, but the way I look at it is, it's just like being a doctor, only you don't have to stress about accidentally killing anyone and dealing with the lawsuits 'cause they're already dead! And for those of you who are thinking about pissing me off, I'd think twice about that one if I were you.....yeah....just think about it....
...Oh yeah....and I love turtles and nifty alarm clocks!!!!!.....and I tend to be really random sometimes...so don't be scerred!!! It's just me....same ole G...er......J....'cause my name is Jackie.....and not Gackie.....hmm....it'd be kinna funny if it was.....gackie....what a weird name!...hahahaha......see?....randomness at it's best.....
*SMOOCHES*
My Pimp Name Is...
Pimptastica Glider
What's Your Pimp Name?
I'm a Freaky Kisser!!!! OH YEAH!!!!
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jay Jay
Birthday: September 20, 1984
Birthplace: Fort McClellan, Alabama
Current Location: Hinesville, GA
Eye Color: Poop brown, see? ---
Hair Color: Right now.....a mixture of different browns
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: 1/2 Korean + 1/4 German + 1/4 Russian =
The Shoes You Wore Today: uh.....brown Cobian flip flops
Your Weakness: Some people call it "the Horshoe", but it's the muscle that pops out on the outer part of dudes' arms when they straighten their arms...yeah....flash that in front of me and I'm yours for the next 5 minutes.....and when a guy cradles my face in his hands when he kisses...oh yeah, and funny guys....I LOVE ME SOME FUNNY GUYS!!!!.........and gummi bears.....but they gotta be Haribo!.
Your Fears: Drowning.....lightning....Roaches really freak me out.....and I'm terrified of water slides (no lie!)
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham and mushrooms!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass all my classes and move into my own place.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: well, it's not really a phrase, but I do a lot of these (....)
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I gotta pee...."
Your Best Physical Feature: I've heard that I have big eyes and a small mouth....but I don't know if that's a good thing.....But I know I have cute feet!
Your Bedtime: Whenever I look like I've been smoking weed for the past 5 hours....that was joke.....I don't do drugs.
Your Most Missed Memory: Going to the movies with my pops every week.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, BITCHES!!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: I like McDonalds' cheeseburgers but Burger King fries.
Single or Group Dates: Hmmm....depends on where I'm going on the date....'cause some things are more fun with more people.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Hmmm......Lipton.....????
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry...
Cappuccino or Coffee: Red bull.....
Do you Smoke: *Ahem...*
Do you Swear: I really don't think I need to answer this........
Do you Sing: I sing.....but the question should be if I sing well, and the answer to that is a big fat no.
Do you Shower Daily: Nah...I haven't taken a shower in about a month....wanna take a whiff? *WHEW!!!* You smell that funk?! That's some hard earned funk! Of course I shower daily, you idiot!
Have you Been in Love: *sigh* yeah....but look where that got me.....
Do you want to go to College: No, I'm just going to mooch off of all my friends and family....yet another dumbass question.
Do you want to get Married: One day.........as soon as I bypass all of the assholes and losers.
Do you belive in yourself: yes...but what I also believe is that the person who typed this question does not know how to spell "believe"......what the fuck does belive mean?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope....motion sickness is for pussies......
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm DEAD SEXY!!! That's what I tell myself everytime I look at myself in the mirror...but for some reason I keep having to buy new mirrors 'cause they all break.....???
Are you a Health Freak: Nah....but I'm paranoid about my teeth being clean....I carry floss in my purse everywhere I go....
Do you get along with your Parents: Only about 5% of the time I'm around them....
Do you like Thunderstorms: What relevancy does this have? Why would someone even care if I like thunderstorms or not? Well for those weirdos out there who want to know the answer to this.....it's no, I do not like thunderstorms. You freaks....
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play the flute in high school. I know...."One time, in band camp..".....I've already heard that about 1000 times before, so SHUT THE FUCK UP!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hahahaha......
In the past month have you Smoked: *Ahem*
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Contrary to what it may seem when I get really, really tired.....no I don't do drugs.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Of course! I'm there almost everyday.....but only 'cause I work at one.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i didn't know Oreos came in a box.....I thought they came in a plastic tray wrapped in more plastic.....???? Besides...who the fuck eats a whole "box" of oreos?!?!?! You fuckin' FATTIES!!!! Hahaha.....that was mean....OH SHIT!.........HOLD UP!...........ask if I care.....HAHAHAHA!!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I've had a bad experience with sushi....if you wanna know my story, ask me....it's too long for this little survey thing.
In the past month have you been on Stage: ummm....no
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah...this morning....oh wait...I thought it said "took a dump"....HAHAHAHAHA! whoops...my bad!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no....but I got a question....Is it still called "skinny dipping" if the person who's naked is really fat?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I am not a thief!
Ever been Drunk: Hahahahaha..........wow......
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah....but only by the guys who expect me to give it up like all the other girls they come across.
Ever been Beaten up: Not that I can recall.....no one's been stupid enough to try
Ever Shoplifted: well, obviously if I've never stolen anything which was already asked, then I've never shoplifted....what a moron!
How do you want to Die: Old and sleeping
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Ok....if ya'll still don't know....then I think you need to re-read my "About me" paragraph....'cause I do believe I mentioned it in there.
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia, to find my future husband....'cause it seems like all the dudes that come from Australia are oh so sexy!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown...sometimes blonde, but only if they're smart
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Taller than me.......and I don't mean by just 1 inch or so
Weight: As long as they don't weigh less than me or look like they have more chins than they're supposed to, it's alright with me. Oh yeah....and if your man boobs are bigger than my woman boobs....we got a problem.
Best Clothing Style: Hmm....I really don't care about this one....as long as you can some what coordinate, I really don't give a shit.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Damnit! Didn't I already say that I don't do drugs? I swear, I think whoever created this survey is on drugs....'cause I kinda already fuckin answered this fuckin question you mother fuckin' fucktard! Geez!
Number of CDs I own: I don't know....and I'm not about to count.
Number of Piercings: 8....but I might be adding two more to the collection....I'm still deciding.
Number of Tattoos: None as of yet.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 68,746,341,057,960,549,401,684,967,221,657,398,746,516,749,6
82,464,984........and counting.....
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