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Rev. Mike

sickness praised in times of need, we waste away from hands of greed, jesus nailed to wooden t's, ca

About Me

I'm Mike Debauch


Captain Mike Debauch
Im
prone to sudden outbursts
easily amused
going to drown in a sea of fire
the foam at the bottom of the can
ignorant
a partysaurus-rex
basically only 12 at heart
a wreck
a vagitarian
obnoxious
a jackass
a hyprocrite
the dreams you had walking down railroad tracks
I
hate pigs
probably hate you.
hate love.
get fucked over.
have an alcohol-blood-content.
read all the wrong signs
got a head full of shit and a heart full of hate.
wanna be your slave?
want some secks and beer
run a tight ship
I like
Chicks With Mohawks
Piercings
Circle Pits
Skanks
Zombies
Hickies
Hand Cuffs
Creeps
Redheads
Cars
Music
Being a creeper
Guns
Tattoos
Chicks with tattoos
Rat Rods
My Friends
I really dont like hospitals. or getting hit by cars. or any combination of the two.
Madison DesCombes is basically my brother.
we talk shit, so what? fuck you.
we play air guitar driving 100mph with no hands.
An adrenaline o.d. is the only medication for our condition.
we only know to go all or none.
Ill die in a hail of gunfire,
an orgy of blood and lead.

My Interests

the smell of:
- gasoline
- wet sidewalks
- dirt
- weed
- bonfires
- old coat closets
- dirty laundry
- wet towels
- beer
- freshy chlorinated pools

hobbies:
- opening cars with coat hangers
- drinking
- eating
- macking
- shooting
- stenciling
- slamdancing
- starting fires
- graffiti

Alecks,
Zombies,
ftc,
fighting,
driving,
partying,
lincolns,
slamdanceing,
heavy distortion,
skanking,
american spirit,
skanks,
old cars,
loud cars,
fast cars,
paseo robles,
bonfires,
hotel parties,
dryer lint,
cheap thrills,
upright bass,
potato cannons,
zoos,
mercurys,
plywood,
piercings,
tall cans,
bandanas,
jackassery,
drop kicks,
felonies,
skating,
polka dots,
redheads,
public transportation,
fishing,
wreckless endangerment
shooting road side signs,
6packs,
freckles,
things that go

BOOM


I'd like to meet:

Dave Trenga
Lars Frederiksen
Nick 13
Mike Leahy
Mike Ness
Mike Muir
MIke Virus
Ms. Luxuriously
Tim Armstrong

Music:

aus rotten, leftover crack, suicidal tendencies, tears for fears, devotchkas, subhumans, a global threat, circle jerks, seven shot screamers, the cure, agnostic front, regulations, civil disobedience, batmobile, angry samoans, against all authority, briefs, anti-flag, caustic christ, die hunns, us bombs, crass, smut peddlers, clash, casualties, johnny cash, joy division, avenged sevenfold, misfits, cheap sex, dead kennedys, wax apples, civet, dri, frantic flintstones, fear, nekromantix, wolf brigade, vitamin x, 7 seconds, blanks 77, tampere ss, ss kaliert, skrewdriver, gbh, germs, manic hispanic, rancid, the cure, sex pistols, ramones, tippers gore, amerikan made, koffin kats, stray cats, sublime, mike ness, dramarama, demented are go, tiger army, rev. horton heat, horror pops, flogging molly, violent femmes, dropkick murphys, supersuckers, afi, transplants, the unseen, the virus, distillers, lars and the bastards, duran duran, black flag, rancid, social distortion, cramps, clit 45, x ray spex, bad brains, agent orange, discharge, and a whole bunch of others.

Movies:

fight club
ghost world
Lords Of Dogtown
rumble fish
GRINDHOUSE
Van Wilder
dawn of the dead
CRANK
The Interpreter
lost boys
american history x
shaun of the dead
300
big wednesday
haggard
V for Vendetta
Army of Darkness
Super Troopers
Beetlejuice
scary movies
fear and loathing in las vegas
perfect score
toxic avenger
Resident Evil
Resident Evil: Apocolypse
kiss kiss bang bang
mallrats
All of the 007 movies
clerks
Dodge Ball
Zoolander
Meet The Parents
Mystery Men
Camp Nowhere
The Indiana Jones Movies
The Hunt For the Red October
The Mexican
eurotrip
Don Juan De Marco
dawn of the dead
the warriors
Whats Eating Gilbert Grape
dude wheres my car
pulp fiction
Kill Bill
Kill Bill Vol.2
The Rock
Death to Smoochy
Forrest Gump
The Pianist
Saving Private Ryan
i like a lot of movies, way too many to list

Television:

old 80s and 90s reruns
- full house
- saved by the bell
- married with children.
- reading rainbow
- alf

Books:

Hustler
a clockwork orange
alphabet of manliness
zombie survival guide
lies my teacher told me
fahrenheit 451
world war z
playing in traffic
thrasher
Fear and Loathing in LasVegas
please kill me
Most Stephen King Books
-The Dark tower series
Most Thriller/Suspense Novels
american skin
Da Vinci Code
maxim
cather in the rye
harold and the purple crayon