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[x]Played Spin the Bottle?
[ ]Toilet Paper someone's house
[ ]Played Poker with money
[ ]Gone swimming in a white T-shirt
[x]been tickled so hard you couldn't talk
[x]like someone but never told them
[x]went camping
[ ]had a crush on your brother's friend
[x]walk in the rain without an umbrella
[x]told a joke that Nobody thought was funny
[ ]been in a talent show
[x]started laughing at someone's bedtime
[x]worn somthing your mom didn't approve of
[ ]been to a nude beach
[ ]drank jack daniels
[ ]cursed in a church
[ ]been called a slut for kissing someone
[x]burnt yourself with a curling iron/straightener
[ ]wanted to be a police officer
[ ]dumped someone
[x]been hit on by someone too old
[x]wanted to be a model
[x]bought lottery tickets
[x]made out in a car
[x]cried during a movie
[x]wanted something you couldn't have
[ ]had sex on the beach
[ ]had the drink sex on the beach
[x]seen someone shoplift
[x]hung up on someone
[x]yelled at your pet
[ ]bought a thong when the casheir was a guy
[ ]tried to strip when drunk
[ ]gotten seasick
[x]had a stalker
[x]played a prank on somone that had them really scared
[x]been embarassed by one of your family members
[x]felt bad about eating meat
[ ]protested
[x]been to an island
[x]been in love
[x]ate just because you were bored
[x]looked at something everybody thought was ugly and said "aww"
[x]Screamed in a library
[ ]Made out with a stranger
[x]Been Dumped
[x]Wished a part of you was different
[x]asked a guy to dance
[x]been asked out by a really hot guy
[x]laughed so hard you cried
[x]went up to a complete stranger and started talking
[x]been sunburned
[x]kicked a guy in the nuts for being a pervert
[x]threw up in school
[ ]recieved an anonymous love letter
[x]had to wear something you hated
[ ]been to a luau
[ ]saw your ex and wanted to kick his ass
[x]cursed in front of your parents
[ ]been in a commerical on tv
[x]watched a movie that made you miss your ex
[x]been out of the country
[x]been honked at by some guy when you were walking down the sidewalk
[ ]won at pool
[ ]went to a party where you were the only sober one
[x]went on a diet
[ ]been lost out to sea
[ ]cheated on your bf/gf
[ ]been cheated on
[ ]tanned topless
[x]been attacked by seagulls
[ ]been searched in an airport
[x]been on a plane
[ ]been pants-ed
[x]thrown a shoe at someone
[ ]broke someone's heart
[x]sung in the shower
[x]bought something way too expensive
[x]done something really stupid that you still laugh about
[x]been walked in on when you were dressing
[ ]ran out of a movie theatre because you were too scared of the movie
[x]been kicked out of the mall
[x]been mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back
[ ]been given a detention on the worst day that you could get one
[ ]done something stupid when you were drunk
[ ]fell off your roof
[ ]pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up with someone
[ ]had a deer jump in front of your car
[x]threated someone with a water gun
Can you....
[x]Unwrap a starburst with your tounge
[x]sing..
[x]open your eyes underwater
[ ]eat whatever you want and not have to worry
[x]ice skate
[x]sing in front of a crowd
[x]whistle
[x]be a bitch at times
[ ]do thirty pull ups
[x]walk in really high heals
[x]eat super spicy foods
[ ]skateboard
[x]sleep with the lights on
[x]mulititask
[ ]touch your nose with your tounge
[x]fall asleep easily in the car
[ ]do the cotton eye joe
[x]play ddr and not fall
[ ]surf
[ ]fit in your locker
[x]do a split
[x]taste the difference between pepsi and coke
