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WAL$HMAN

Fart your Dick

About Me

I like to watch the game show network and and beat Elissa at EVERY game. I'm sorry honey, but Im just better. Every once in a while I'll let her win though.Im married to a real swell gal that makes me happy, I have the greatest friends and family who I wouldnt trade for anything..I like to live each day as it comes and not worry about the little things in life. I think realistically and I wear Jake underwear. They rule.Things I like: 15 packs of Colt 45, Backwoods, New cell phones, American Pitbull Terriers (Please preserve; do not destroy through unnecessary breeding), Walkers Speakeasy, Guns, Clothes from Marshalls (I know one sleeve is longer than the other, but who cares when its $3.00), Tweeny's Dollar Days (Thanks Pas), Mike Currie's little thumb, Julie Murray because she's pretty cool, Station wagons with wood trim, BBQing, Ice Fishing, Anything that is GOOD, Arizona, Hawaii, Horseshoes, and that game with the washers and coffee cans, Tiki Torches, Knives, Collecting stupid knick knacks, Records, Michigan State University, Tattoos, Sirius Sattelite, Up North, Thrift Stores, Jake Underwear, Cabernet, Zippos, Garbage can fires, Scrabble, On Demand, Bar nights with Kyle.. $420.00???, Baby Jesus' Birthday, House parties at River Terrace, Fireworks, Loafing, Signing songs that dont make sense, Max the dog, Blow up pools, Peppermint Stick Ice Cream, Taking Pictures, Skateboarding, Dr. Magilicutty's Peppermint Schnapster, Duck Hunting, and Puerto Vallarta.

My Interests

Anything that involves being outdoors.. sports, hunting, fishing, camping, drinking beer, Speedos, Base Hits, Guns, Standing behind the bar, Relaxing at Home with E and the Boys, Dinner over at Abby's and then Leaving Before Pas Gets Over, Cooking, Complaining, Listening to Music, Yelling at Elissa for talking on her cell Phone every time she Gets In my CAr, Deep Frying Pas' tools, Chuckin a Deuce, the LISt goes ON..

I'd like to meet:

The Original 'Walshman' - Grandpa Jack Walsh, Jason Blakley, Artie Lange, Maynard, Howard Stern, Jerry Garcia, and anyone who I have lost touch with.

Music:

I'm Brain DeAd.. LiKE my MaN K-FED

Movies:

House of 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Ray, Ichi The Killer, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill I & II, Reservior Dogs, Wedding Crashers, SAW I & II, Clerks, Private Parts, Boogie Nights, Blow, Godfather, Casino, Raging Bull, Rounders.. too many to list

Television:

Dog the Bountyyyyyyyyyy Hunter... Howard Stern on Demand, The Sopranos, Prison Break, House, IRON CHEF, The Girls Next Door.

Books:

My Wife Does All The Reading... Did you know that she is a Official BASS Member?? She likes to fish.

Heroes:

John Stamos,Howard Stern, that kid from Meterology & Oceanography class who smelled like dirty diapers and baby wipes, Richard Dawson, and of course Arturro The Baker