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Randall

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Fuck Norris. Fuck Hasselhoff. Fuck Schwazernegger. Fuck Diesel. Randall is your new god. And don't you just know it. Randall's life has been longer and more interesting than you could ever know, or would ever be allowed to know.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everybody. You all. Especially you. And you want to meet Randall, oh yes you do. And you know you do. You also know where the add friend button is. And if you don't, then your Myspace tenure is destined to be a short one. Oh by the way, if you have fashionable hair, own a hatchback or are the fat one from The Goonies then Randall could do without your companionship. Randall frowns upon them.

My Blog

Political Correctness and this stupid world

To my friends and whoever else it may concern. I write this on the fifth day of Randall on myspace, and during that time it has come to my attention that people think that Randall is racist because o...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:15:00 GMT