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About me! If you're lucky, I might finish with the 'orange for a head' joke.Well that's given you something to look forward to and I imagine most would have just scrolled straight to the bottom. However, if you're polite enough to still be with me, I'm a young engaged chap (engaged to the beautiful Denise - hello!) who has to think for some time to figure out his age (it's 25. I'm not great at maths). My life basically revolves around work (oh yes, I have a job) and trying desperately to forget about work.Some of the things I like to distract myself with include swimming, cycling, going to the cinema and socializing with friends. That's what my CV says, anyway. I suppose it'd be worth adding that I play the guitar (fairly well, I might add) and that I've been in and out of bands for some time. And that I don't cycle. Or swim. Or exercise at all, to be honest. As far as I can make out, it's an awful lot of effort.So anyway, this man walks into a pub and he's got an orange for a head...
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test

Your Score: Obsessive-Compulsive

79 snob points (out of 100)

You need to get a life. Proper language use is a fine hobby, but not at the expensive of relationships, leisure activities, careers and the like. Really, go see a therapist and get evaluated for OCD. In the meantime, here's a valium...


Link: The Grammar Snob Test written by dbang on OkCupid , home of the The Dating Persona TestThese are my results from a 'grammar snobbery' test. It states proper language usage is a good hobby, but not at the 'expensive' of a life. This makes me slightly angry. Actually, it makes me really quite angry.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The person responsible for that 'they're going to taste great' Frosties advert. Oh Christ yes I'd like to meet them. I assume by 'meet' you mean 'violently kill followed by a subsequent massacre of their family'.

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