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About Me

I wish I was a Huxtable. Bruise is the new black. I really like bacon... like, a lot. I heart southern bugs in the summer.

My Interests

Interests: Hot Diggity Dog, The Nashville Dog; "History- Q: Who was the first president of the United States? A: Yes. Q: Who wrote Hamlet? A: The Popes cousin Count Popeula. A magical monster with pencils for arms"... hee hee. That makes me laugh. I like buying stuff. All my money goes to CD's, clothes, pizza and various forms of red meat. I like art museums a lot. Hobbies: eye infections and eczema. " Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole." -The Garden State

I'd like to meet:

A bloody mary in the morning

Music:

I like anything with air guitar.

Movies:

Breakfast at Tiffany's, Garden State, Rushmore, The Sandlot, Lilo and Stich, Emporer's New Groove, The Labrynth, Say Anything, High Fidelity, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Wet Hot American Summer, Nightmare Before Christmas, Lion King, Aladin, Angus

Television:

Freaks and Geeks, The Cosby Show and Home Movies

Books:

Great Expectations, Sick Puppy, The Hobbit, Pessimists Guide to History, The DaVinci Code, Slaughter House Five, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Goodnight Moon, The Dirt, Shopgirl, Currently reading: my subscription to The Smithsonian Magazine (it's fantastic!) and Getting Stoned With Savages

Heroes:

Who needs heroes when you have nachos.

My Blog

Hello Summer

Oh Summer, welcome back. I thank you for giving me an excuse to buy a whole new wardrobe with your clever change of season. Now that Summer is creeping up on us, and it is the season of cookouts, my d...
Posted by Coldcut a.k.a. Boloney on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:13:00 PST

America the beautiful

Earlier this week, I seriously had the best night ever! So much fun! Okay, so after work Alex, my co-worker, and I went to the bating cages. I mean, when was the last time you went to the bating cages...
Posted by Coldcut a.k.a. Boloney on Mon, 05 May 2008 09:16:00 PST

Like birds of a feather, or fish in the sea

Hee hee. This is me and Alan’s conversation referring to me and Chris’ friendship. I know, we should just go ahead and do it already. But for anyone who knows us, I’m pretty sure thi...
Posted by Coldcut a.k.a. Boloney on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:54:00 PST

Terrible

My cat died, I got dumped, and my car got broken into all in one week. This is bullshit!
Posted by Coldcut a.k.a. Boloney on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:32:00 PST

I’m finally going to lose my virginity to Michael Ian Black!

I’m finally going to lose my virginity to Michael Ian Black, just like I had always dreamed it would happen! Well, minus the losing virginity thing, and maybe the coming in any close contact wit...
Posted by Coldcut a.k.a. Boloney on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:22:00 PST

I Want to ride my bicycle!

I’m almost done making my bike! Isn’t that so exciting. It’s going to be the most beautiful bike ever. I’ve got big plans for me and my bike, like a basket! Ooooooo! It’s...
Posted by Coldcut a.k.a. Boloney on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:55:00 PST

Iiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuu... Nashville

I'm moving to a new state in about a week. That's weird.
Posted by Coldcut a.k.a. Boloney on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:59:00 PST

Maybe he loves me too much... nah!

However, in reference to my last entry, this is how a friend described me and Chris' relationship, "Courtney is a force of nature for which the world is seldom prepared for, and the fun she brings wit...
Posted by Coldcut a.k.a. Boloney on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:07:00 PST

Mi amor

I love Chris Langley because in response to me jokingly telling him he doesn't even know me anymore he sent me this (it's not all right, but pretty close):I know that you love bacon. And I know that ...
Posted by Coldcut a.k.a. Boloney on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:46:00 PST

Frenchies

For the last half hour on NPR there has been some frenchie dude talking. What I have determined is French accents are terrible and stupid sounding. Sorry to offend any French people I know, which I th...
Posted by Coldcut a.k.a. Boloney on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:00:00 PST