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Sebastian

You don't know me and you don't know my style...

About Me

"Yeah. I just stare at my desk but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too. I'd probably, say, in a given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work...it's not that I'm lazy. It's just that I just don't care."

My Interests

"I happened to look over during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Odds are they're probably basic white, cotton underpants. But I started thinking, 'Well, maybe they're silk panties. Maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about.'"

I'd like to meet:

"You can use a little teeth but don't be a biter."

Music:

"Once it hits your lips, its so good..."

Movies:

"You just took one in the jugular, man..."

Television:

"I don't know if we'll have enough time..."

Books:

"This is me leaving. This is me leaving."

Heroes:

"I'm here for the Gang-Bang..."