Annoying Roommates From Outer Space |
Between my friends, family and myself there's been talk of a certain inside joke. This joke might have had something to do with me being homeless. I didn't consider myself homeless because... Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:22:00 GMT |
Fighting on the internet is like the Special Olympics |
Even if you win, you are still retarded.
Ok, I apologize to anyone with down syndrome that I may have offended. After what I found on the internet, I will go on to say that anyone with down synd... Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 03:26:00 GMT |
The List |
Fisrt and foremost, I would just like to say that I guess I failed the test. If you read mylast post, I was having a bit of a problem trying to decide if I should buy a certain CD or not...well,... Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:37:00 GMT |
Someone Hates Me |
I do believe that the most high hates me. Maybe I'm being a tad bit dramatic. I was voted most dramatic my senior year. I was also voted most school spirited too but that is neither ... Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:57:00 GMT |
I want to be an alcoholic when I grow up |
I was searching through a box full of old assignments from my youth and I came across a paper that I had to write on my first day of the seventh grade. The topic was where we see ourselves in 10... Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:21:00 GMT |
RIP Bernie Mac |
Comedian and Chicago native Bernie Mac died early Saturday morning from complications due to pneumonia, his publicist confirmed. Mac, 50, had been hospitalized for about a week at Northw... Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:26:00 GMT |
The End of A Seven Hour Drive |
Smoke fills the family restaurant turned bar as customers line their chairs around a small stage. It's only moments before the band, Seven Hour Drive, will take to the stage for the last time."J... Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 12:36:00 GMT |
I Don’t Do Magic |
His name is Adam Flowers. I sort of grew up with him. He lived just a few houses down from my family back in the days when all of the neighborhood kids knew of eachother and could stay out... Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 22:05:00 GMT |
Josh Valencia |
I was looking at my young friend's myspace account and I read something that he wrote. He told his girlfriend how much he loved her. I instantly thought to myself, Josh is much too young t... Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:13:00 GMT |
I'm A Bad Person |
The title pretty much says it all. The only thing is I don't know how true it is. I mean, I'm not always a bad person. But get some liquor in me and I'll do things that I would never... Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 22:25:00 GMT |