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RHYSWANN

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About Me

IM A SELF CONFESED MUSICAL NAZI WITH LITTLE TIME FOR ANYONE I DONT KNOW. I LIVE IN A SMALL MINING TOWN 20 MILES NORTH OF CARDIFF WHERE MEN ARE MEN AND WEIRDOS ARE SCARED. AS A WRITE THIS I HAVE REALIZED MY MIAN PROBLEM IN LIFE IS SPELLING AND GRAMMER BUT THATS DOWN TO THE MONKEYS THAT EDUCATED ME! I WAS ALLWAYS WILLING TO LEARN. ITS NOT MY FAULT MY TEACHERS COULDENT BE FUCKED. ANYWAY IF YOUR ONE OF MY FEW FREINDS READING THIS, HELLO TO YOU, IF YOUR NOT FUCK THE HELL OFF! This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

HITTING WALLS WITH HAMMERS ITS FUN TRY IT SOME TIME. CALLING JON FAT HEAD, MAKING MY GIRLFREIND HAPPY, COUNTING THE CANS THE GOON OPENS AND NEVER DRINKS,HE LOVES TO HEAR THE KPPIFFF.

I'd like to meet:

MySpace Ticker Who I'd like to meet: Who I DON'T want to meet: anyone who puts naked pics on their space, any gaylords who who think they're original by listing their fave films as stuff like Dirty Dancing. It is a wicked film, but its also about 90% of the world's population born between 1975-1989's fave film, any uber-geeks who still think its kitch to put 'goonies' as their fave film, anyone who goes on about how great/rich they are, people with any form of nude/professionally taken photos, fag-hags, anyone who is up their own arse, anyone from east london, anyone with graphics that say stuff like "100% sexy", fat people, prefer not to have lesbians but can't always be helped, anyone who really bums up one particular country (usually one they have a really tenuous link to such as their fucking aunt's sister's friend's daughter (etc) is from there, therefore they count themselves as 'part Italian', pretentious twats, people with no sense of humour, anyone who is 'wacky', 'crazy' or 'mental', not too keen on Australians, vegetarians, music snobs, models, really really dull people, anyone with A.D.D, psychos, anyone who uses or ever has used the phrase 'I'm finding myself', no-one ginger please, chavs, pikeys, scrubbers, self-harmers, cunts, just anyone who's, you know, like, just, a twat..., anyone who likes any of the following: Texas, M People, Lighthouse Family, Simply Red, Beautiful South, anyone who thinks that repetitive high pitched bird from Will and Grace is funny, self-righteous people, people who go skiing, people who say their mum is their best friend - grow up you backwards Oedipus freaks, attention seekers, wankers, massive wankers, smug cunts, girls who have ever worn devil horns or similar on a night out, anyone who likes Robby Williams, anyone who likes the film 'dragon quest', rude people, self-pitying people, people who can't be self-deprecating, non-smokers, anyone overly obsessive/clingy/or needy, people who cry really easily, really really stupid people, Europeans, ponces, and drama students. So anyway I'm a really nice and accepting person! Find me on MySpace and be my friend!

Music:

I HAVE LOST ALL INTREST IN MUSIC IT BOARS ME TO THE CORE OF MY SOLE. THE ARTIC MONKEYS WILL BE THE DEATH OF YOU ALL BUT SLOWLEY A NEW WAVE IS RECONFERMING MY LOVE OF MUSIC, BANDS LIKE THE BLACK KEYS,THE DANYDY WARHOLS,THE STROKES,FAITHLESS,BRMC,JACK AND MEG,PEARL JAM,THE DOORS,AND THEMOTHERFUCKINGJONREASONSDEATHELECTRICBAND ALL HAVE A PLACE IN MY SOLE AND MY CD CHANGER

Movies:

I LIKE SOME FILMS SOME ARE SHIT!

Television:

YES

Heroes:

I HAVE NO HEROES ! I AM WRITING MY PART AS I GO ALONG ! THE PEOPLE AROUND ME ARE THERE FOR ME AND THE NUSIC I HEAR WAS WRITEN FOR ME I GAVE MY MIND TO ONE THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NOW I WANT IT BACK.