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Melissa

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

writer, aspiring novelist *cough*.

i'm little and obnoxious.
i sometimes stomp in the air.
occasionally, i'm in up to my weird ponies.
the color of my soul is green.
i love this show.
here's a word i like today: vociferous.
here's a word i never like: ointment.
when you die, there are sandwiches.
i have a hyphen affinity but love me some em dash.
i can tell when you're lying because you do that thing.
sometimes i drool when i sleep.
i have one OCD thing. ok, maybe two.
i loathe the term "side project." i want one.
i would like to market "bunny in my tights."
i want what i want.
(i like to put things in parentheses.)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

not the dumbs; people who are creative and passionate; sarcastic and self-deprecating; witty and clever; unique but accessible; driven; honesthonesthonest, but also honest; imaginative; well-read; eclectic; emotional but available; real; challenging; supportive and support-seeking; inspiring and inspired; self-aware; opinionated but open-minded.yeah?

My Blog

so

we begin again. . .and again.i guess the lesson is: it's only lying if you're willing to believe. *sigh*this is getting old.(and so am i.)time to get out the big scissors and cut the ribbon on that cu...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:47:00 GMT

things and stuff and other things

"7 days without prayer makes one weak." --from a church on Rt 23, wayne , njdon't you love punny priests?oh. oh. oh. . .if you haven't, check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjjc59FgUpgbecause you ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:31:00 GMT

beer battered (now with even more crud!)

your own lame drunken poetry is always a delight to stumble upon once sobered up. behold:climb with metogether we cani hear you calling"if you fall, i stand"reach for this whisperit’s all that i...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:47:00 GMT

jane says

well, nothing really. i don't think i know anyone named jane. however, i met dave navarro the other night and, due to sheer randomness, it gets a blog mention. and yes, he seems kind of mean. because ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:59:00 GMT

project runaway

so, fashion week. yes. ok, so every couple of years i decide i'm a member of the press, goddamn it, and should therefore be granted entry to the ring of pretentious hell known as fashion week. it's a...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:59:00 GMT

insomniac-ac-ac-ac-ac (you oughta know by now)

pavlov's retard1975. tricycle atop steep hill. rocks below. 1987. brother's first day driving. accelerate. blind turn. mac truck.1999. big white dress. small inner voice.2005. wine. wine. wine. wine.2...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 19:00:00 GMT

behind the music

january 10, 1983O (medium day)dear diary,last night i pulled out a tooth. this morning i got a dollar from my parents (so called tooth fairy!!). anyway, i had two mid-term exams and i think i did good...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:41:00 GMT

acid reflux

one of my favorite places to go when i was a kid has been condemned.some of my friends that lived there have since been diagnosed as depressives and diabetics, others deemed closeted and slow, still o...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:07:00 GMT

look that way

one halloween, my neighbor and best friend was smurfette. the youngest of six kids and an acknowledged "oops-a-baby," c. never had much parental supervision, whether with regards to her diet (mustard ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 13:02:00 GMT

gone south

"whatever. i'm pretty."
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 22:22:00 GMT