Propaganda Pands Says...

Fox News is the only Real News.

About Me

I am a cute, Right Wing, cartoon character that teaches Americans how to live, and what to believe. I love America. I am a proud, red blooded American who supports the war in Iraq. I love baseball, apple pie, and George W. Bush. I believe that every American should follow the excellent example that our fearless leader has shown. I would like to teach more Americans about how great the War, and the Republican Party is.

My Interests

Guns, Money, Nascar, Texas, War, Gas Guzzling S.U.V's, Oil, Fox News, and Church.

I'd like to meet:

Real Americans. People who also believe that Ronald Reagan and George W Bush were the two best presidents that have ever served this beautiful country. People who think that everyone should own guns, Choose Life, and squash the lower class.

Television:

Fox News.

Books:

The Bible.

Heroes:

George W. Bush, and Ronald Reagan.