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♥Mrs. Jack Daniels♥

I'M SORRY

About Me

I name my plants. I enjoy crude, vulgar, rude, and sexist humor. I’m not your MAMI, so don’t HOLLA at me. The rev of a bike and modded cars turns me on. Jack Daniels is my ♥. I'm not perfect and I will never try to be. Movies & Music are a HUGE part of my life. I ♥ Italian culture. Natural disasters fascinate me. I like bridges. There’s a reason – don’t ask why. Getting a tattoo feels amazing. I love that tingle. I like bugs and mud. I am a sun worshiper and will never stop. I love my cats… they don’t care. Horseback riding is therapeutic to me. I like to go kayaking. I’m judgmental although I try not to be. My mood changes quickly. I have a short temper. Road rage takes over at times. Fashion faux paus bother the shizz outta me. Black shoes with white sox are NOT cool, it does NOT look good, and it NEVER will. If you say you’re not racist – you’re lying. I’m argumentative. Sometime I'll correct your grammar and spelling. I like things done my way, but I try my best to compromise. I can be bitchy, stubborn, opinionated and rude. I try to be as upfront and blunt as possible. I will laugh at your expense, but I'll always ask if you're ok. If I have a problem, I’ll usually come out with it. I can bee too serious sometimes. I curse a LOT. I used to trust too easily, now I trust no one.found this

My Interests






I'd like to meet:

Some new people... I need new friends =]Salvador Dali; M.C. Escher


Music:

I listen to Everything Contra Fate!* Killswitch Engage* Bob Marley* Nine* The Doors* All That Remains* Led Zepplin* Pink Floyd* George Clinton* Linkin Park* Tool* APC* Shadows Fall* Ben Harper* T.I.*Rhianna* Ashanti* J & A Simpson*Who I've seen: Killswitch Engage? * Lamb of God * Chamaira * Van Stone * Thrice * Linkin Park? * All That Remains?* Shadows Fall?* Yellowcard * Norma Jean * The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus* Dragon Force * As I Lay Dying * Everytime I Die * Korn * Videodrone * Rob Zombie* BAMBOOZLE 07*

Movies:

Too many to mention all of them, but name it and I've more than likely seen it. ?Some Like It Hot ?The Producers ?Rent ?Crash ?Transporter 1 & 2 ?POTC series ?SAW series ?LOTR ?Troy ?Breakfast at Tiffany's ?Hero ?The Guardian ?Borat ?Labyrinth ?The Birdcage ?Another Gay Movie ?Face/Off ?Casino ?Clue ?The Notebook ?I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry ?Good Luck Chuck ?Chronicles of Narnia

Television:

Hugh Laurie is BEYOND sexxy!

Books:

Eat, Pray, Love

Heroes:

My Grandmother... My Mom

My Blog

Losing my Mind

   I feel like I am completely losing my mind. Nothing makes me happy these days. I love my new apartment, but I have no desire to be there, yet when I leave and go out, I just want to go ho...
Posted by eMrs. Jack Danielse on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:40:00 PST

LP always knows what to say

This is my December, This is my time of the year... This is my December, This is all so clear... This is my December, This is my snow covered home... This is my December, This is me alone... And I J...
Posted by eMrs. Jack Danielse on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:51:00 PST

INK!!!

Tat 3 is coming by the last week of Feb 1st week of March! I've been itching for that tat feeling for SOOO long..  
Posted by eMrs. Jack Danielse on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST

Oh Eight

So '08 is here to stay for another 350 days, which meand there is plenty of time for fun, sun, sin  and improvement. I've got some things I need to kick though. Somehow, I've misplaced the "...
Posted by eMrs. Jack Danielse on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:13:00 PST

New Year, New tude??

So as my FAVORITE holiday fastly approaches I find myself in quite the good mood. Lights, glitz, presents, friends and family, music, it's all set. I'm in the holiday mood - somewhat. I just wish I ha...
Posted by eMrs. Jack Danielse on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 06:35:00 PST

Ive realized that.....

I've realized that... I'm too serious for my own good sometimes. I've realized that... I'm a perfectionist. I've realized that... I want 2 conflicting ways of life. I've realized that... I don't alw...
Posted by eMrs. Jack Danielse on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:51:00 PST

Alaska - US or Canada?

So... this week I've been questioning the purpose of Alaska in relation to the United States. I mean it's not connected so why is considered part of the US? By definition, Alaska is an enclave, or "a ...
Posted by eMrs. Jack Danielse on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:51:00 PST

"Tastes just like chicken!"

This little paragraph here will serve as the standard warning of what you are about to read. This may disturb some, cause some deep though, or laughter. Read at your own will... Ok, so over the past y...
Posted by eMrs. Jack Danielse on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:33:00 PST

A letter to you...

I love you because we are together. I hate you becasue I feel like I am only a friend. I love you because we've been through a lot. I hate you because it's all held over my head. I love you because I...
Posted by eMrs. Jack Danielse on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:40:00 PST

Just a thought...

I'm not sure where to begin this post. I have so many thoughts floating through my head. I'm angry, upset, confused, outraged, hurt... indescribable would be the best way to put it I suppose. This pos...
Posted by eMrs. Jack Danielse on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:07:00 PST