Enter The Sexual Labyrinth That Is The Josh...

About Me

All you need to know is that I love my girlfriend. She is amazingly beautiful, funny, and incredibly intelligent, and thus better than sharks, Martian Manhunter, Superman, Green Lantern(s), Shawn Michaels, and your stupid whore-ass combined :D - obvisously not written by the Josh but allowed to stay by his godlike grace.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

L. Ron Hubbard, Dude that guy is farkin amazing, I certainly couldn't have come up with something that funny. Hal Jordan, Wally West or Steve Rogers would all be cool to take for a smoothie. I would wisk Eddie Izzard away for a shopping trip. Um how about my Genetic Father.....awkard silence.... OR I could meet Bif Naked! She's seems much funner and would probably be a better father anyhow...and yes I said Funner, but now that I think about it how can I possibly narrow this down to a handful of people? Serously...I don't know if I can handle all this pressure...Even if I name all the people I want to meet in hopes that they'll see this and want to meet me back, what if the one person who sees it name is on the bottom and then they hate me because their the last person I want to meet? Damn you Myspace for screwing me again!!!

My Blog

Konichiwa! Watashiwa Alvin Des!

Ok, obviously I made to Japan all safe and sound as well as everyone else I was traveling with.Now, before I go any further please allow me to tell you a tale of my lucky exploits... When my fellow tr...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:45:00 GMT

Fuck the Beatles.

Fuck the Beatles.Fucking overrated hacks, that's right, to hell with them.And the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum apparently agree with me as seen by their recent statement of the Top song(s) of...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:26:00 GMT

...I’m not sure...

So, here I am with another semester of school behind me, slightly more confidant in what I would like to start doing with my life... expect I still have this constant itch, this constant desire, to no...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 22:40:00 GMT

Project Censored

So, I don't know if you knew of the existence of such a beast, but here is a website that was started by the research of a sociologist. His goal was kinda to cover the top stories of any given year th...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:07:00 GMT

Rambo Brings... Hope?

Dude, Check out this story, which is one of many, being produced about the new Rambo Movie in Asia.Although the movie was violent, it is having very real social implications for people repressed by ty...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:12:00 GMT

I have decided!

If I was a smurf I'd be sexy smurf.Just thought you should know.
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:15:00 GMT

I need HELP!

Ok let me start by saying that whoever helps me will most likely be committing a tiny little illegal misdemeanonroreorSo my girlfriend cassie had a couple of rats. as in had. one of them got really si...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:47:00 GMT

Ponderance of The Josh

So The Josh sat in reflection today of all the things he has done and all that has transpired the last couple of weeks. He has arrived at some conclusions about himself... Before Time and the Universe...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 06:17:00 GMT

Pride of Baghdad...

... is a great read. Pride of Baghdad is a Hardcover Graphic Novel, a big comic book for those of you missing out on the whole comic thing. Pride of Baghdad was written by a dude named Brian K Vaughan...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 00:11:00 GMT

Threesomes and their dramatic impact on my life...

Ok not really, but that's not the point. See the point here people is that I could have and you would never know because you don't keep in contact with me enough to know. Look I am a delicate social f...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:17:00 GMT