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Captain Distracto

I love everything about you, I just don't want it all in my mouth.

About Me

a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

The Bindlestiffs
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

My Interests

I'm hysterical! I'm having hysterics! I'm hysterical! I can't stop when I get like this. I can't stop. I'm hysterical. Oh my god. Ah-la-la-la.Sally's bits and pieces.

I'd like to meet:

sally...over and over again.

Music:

always in my head, makes me move my feet, and feeds my hunger.

Movies:

are the picture viewers for other peoples dreams.

Television:

helps me sleep.

Books:

Pop-up books, Fix it books, and Choose Your Own Adventures.

Heroes:

Those who inspire, those who make known, those willing to seize an opportunity.

My Blog

The Bindlestiffs

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.... ...
Posted by Captain Distracto on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:21:00 PST

Cell Phone Etiquette

I'm noticing an increasingly alarming rate of cell phone users in restroom stalls these days. Really? It can't wait?
Posted by Captain Distracto on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:13:00 PST

My laundromat is better than yours

Like plenty of others in the younger generation, I have to do my laundry at a laundromat.  It's not fun, I don't enjoy it, but it's a reality right now.  That said, like most others in this ...
Posted by Captain Distracto on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:16:00 PST

The Politically Incorrect Alphabet

Mark Jones is a new media artist in the UK.  I found his site via the Graphic Design Bar forum and was delighted by his work.  Humorous and original, it struck a cord with me immediately.&nb...
Posted by Captain Distracto on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:14:00 PST

Love Thy Neighbor

Nothin' says 4th of July like a redneck neighbor. Picture this&long haired white dude, drinking Bud in a can, sitting on his balcony for the fireworks show&2 hours early, with Van Halen blasting from ...
Posted by Captain Distracto on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:17:00 PST

Can You Read My Mind?

Can you read my mind? Do you know what is is that you do to me? I don't know who you are Just a friend from another star Here I am like a kid out of school Holding hands with a god I'm a fool Will you...
Posted by Captain Distracto on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:19:00 PST

The secret to getting a man to stay with you (For the ladies...or some men)

Remote Control Implants = The Universal Girlfriend. Satisfying all men looking to hold a boob and a remote at the same time.
Posted by Captain Distracto on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:20:00 PST

The secret to getting a man to stay with you (For the ladies)

Remote Control Implants = The Universal Girlfriend. Satisfying all men looking to hold a boob and a remote at the same time.
Posted by Captain Distracto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Public Restroom Anxiety and You

Known by it's common name, "Stagefright", Public Restroom Anxiety, or PRA, is a behavioral disorder affecting millions of men around the world. While I imagine most of its roots stem from the American...
Posted by Captain Distracto on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no longer myspace..sort of

it's been a wonderful three years, full of ups and downs, moments i could never replace and an introduction to world i would have never encountered under 'normal' circumstances, but we've drifted apar...
Posted by Captain Distracto on Mon, 08 May 2006 09:04:00 PST