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the black room

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i am as elusive as wind and shadow.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a dark-haired woman who wanders through a forest of dead trees in a tattered white dress. a woman devoid of arms, who might resemble the venus de milo. a woman with the skin of a snake. a hot-tempered european who speaks several languages and plays the cello as though she were melancholy itself. an incredibly large amazon who could pummel me on a whim or an incredibly small midget who could ride on my shoulders and whisper secrets into my ear. a wordless woman who speaks to me with her eyes. a sightless woman who sees with the tips of her fingers. a soundless woman who paints her thoughts onto a canvas in vivid colour. a mature distinguished woman with icy eyes and silver hair. siamese twins who know no shyness. albino triplets who know even less. a long-lost half-sister from a long-forgotten past with ivory skin and a burning curiosity. a silent troubled girl who can disappear into shadows. a vinyl-clad wheelchair-bound mathematical genius with a palindromic surname. a woman with a pretty scar for each day of the year. a woman who writes her secrets down on little pieces of paper, then burns them before they can be read. a woman who cannot stop crying. a double-jointed belly-dancing gypsy who can solve complex trigonometrical equations while moving every muscle of her body in a separate direction. a well-built contortionist/throat singer who can twist her body into geometrically impossible configurations while operatically singing in a four-octave vocal range. a woman who would put on a white satin wedding gown and defecate onto a perfectly polished crystal plate while staring directly into my eyes. a caramel-skinned princess from a far away land who possesses the desire to share with me the arcane secrets of her culture. a mysterious stranger who's secrets are never revealed. a woman who possesses the ability to move objects with her mind. a woman who can pass herself through solid objects. a sad lonely girl who hides the scars beneath her shirtsleeve and wonders if there could be anyone out there in this desolate barren world who could ever understand.

the foolish and the curious are invited to come visit me at www.blackroom.ca

My Blog

little anatomy of the physical unconscious

in 1918, at the age of 21, j.b. suffered an extremely serious wound: a bullet passed through the fifth vertebra of his spinal column and deprived him of all future use of his legs. the fact he could a...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:08:00 GMT

no face no problem III

1. speechless 2. can't seem to get the words out 3. in tongues 4. fear itself 5. archless (as in proscenium) 6. superfreak
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:11:00 GMT

the act of seeing with one's own eyes

i saw a man on the street who appeared to have had both of his eyes gouged out.  they had scarred over but you could tell there was nothing beneath the lids.  sometimes i wonder if peop...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:15:00 GMT

dead bird


Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:05:00 GMT

love

what's the deal with that anyway?
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:01:00 GMT

bubbles

today i heard the sound of several children screaming from outside my window. i wandered outside. the winter sun was beating down hard; harder than usual. the light from above was intense and there...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:43:00 GMT

black christmas

this evening i got in my car and drove to the abandoned parking lot of a big plaza. normally this plaza is crawling with activity, but tonight it was completely vacant. it's strange how this is the ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 22:36:00 GMT

cirque de la lune

see you there...?
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 23:47:00 GMT

artscape

october 2006 artscape magazine cover:
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 17:21:00 GMT

black boxes

jeremy hobbs awoke in a dark dark room filled with black boxes. inside of the boxes were all of the things he didn't want to think about. he reached into one of the boxes and realzied that the thing...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:17:00 GMT