bums, bum fighting, bums peeing on other bums,or peeing on YOU in the subway.mad tv,dave chapelle,jessica pederson, not serving tables,especially people who cant tip worth balls) if your broke ass cant tip DONT GO OUT! silly silly things, people in monkey suits, monkeys in people suits, smoking monkeys, maybe a smoking penguin. id like to have one one day. maybe he could live in my bath tub. and i could call him herb. pasta. and a lot of it. chinese food that turns your poop green. the chinese people who follow me home. putting the good cookies at the bottom of the jar so sarah's fat ass cant get to them. gushing about stupid boys far away and wedding dresses with scarlet and candy. and last but not least... my love, my life, MY ART.i like my coffee like i like my men.and this girl. she rocks my world. and she licks my toes. and if im really good... she'll braid my back hair, and put those cool glow in the dark beads in it.
This picture here is for NICK ROTRUCK. one of the funniest fuckers EVER. good times dude. and i did not tie those dead squirrels to hoyels car. seriously. it wasnt me.
| View Show | Create Your Own"Analyzing what you haven't got as well as what you have is a necessary ingredient of a career." -Grace Moore
I'd like to meet:
funny silly people. who like to dress up like bums. i love meeting new people. as long as youve got a funny bone, drink beer, love pranks and you like dead baby jokes we'll get along great.
(And this guy.)
SUCCESS COMES FROM AMBITION
Music:
"There is only so much you can learn in one place, the more time that you spend... the more time that you waste." -Madonna
Movies:
a vampire, walk the line, american history x, DONNIE DARKO!!!the wedding singer,WAITING! just friends,chuck and larry, princess bride, garden state, the devil wears prada and just about every girlie flick ever made. im such a sucker for that shit!
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Television:
...i only have 4 channels.
Books:
-Think and Grow Rich
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Men,Make-up and Monsters
-Kevyn Aucoin Books
-Enders Game-Elle Magizine
-Make-up artist Magizine
-Zink Magizine
-The Sales Bible- self help/improvment books are great
Heroes:
My Mother and my Father are my heros. Teachers, Veterians, Soliders, dream chasers, artists (of any kind)... and many more. (and the camel guy. he gives me free cancer.)
"You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family." -Anita Baker
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