Six hours of softball, Five full beer coolers, Four Drag Queens, Three trips to Circle K, 2 bottles of Tuaca and a friend on every street!! Kinda mixing it up Long Beach/Phoenix style..Darts my friends are the way to my heart. Until I can find a woman that can deal with my weird working hours and the fact that I LOVE Tiffany. Well the Tiffany part is going a little extreme, but someone who does not mind sleeping in, getting some take-out, and laying next to me all day watching whatever crap is on the tube. Or taking off for the day going nowhere and ending up somewhere in Mexico on the beach. Plus must have extreme patience when I am in a Dale Chihuly studio cuz I will be there all day. I am pretty simple. Others would beg to differ but they are just jealous cuz they are not me;-)
I would LOVE to sit down with a bottle of Flora Springs 2003 Soliloquy Sauvignon Blanc with the infamous Judge Marilyn Milian from The People's Court. I just want to disagree with her on something and have her to go off on me Ricky Ricardo style..
Good Lord!! Not even attempting this one in whole... There is inside Tami that gives my boy Seal muchos luvos. Can relate to almost every song he does. Also the Chess soundtrack (original broadway version by Benny and Bjorn from ABBA), Jack Johnson (who can't resist Banana Pancakes?), John Mayer, Yanni and absolutly ANYTHING Cirque Du Soliel especially Alegria and Pokinoi.. Then there is the outside the house Tami that loves to dance so gotta give up props to The Party Monster soundtrack,liking Goldfrapp a little to much, Zombie, Old School Remixes, Basement Jaxx, IIO, Depeche, DJ Yello Smiley, DJ Dominica, Rascal Flatts, Keith Urban, Oh crap.. Just about anything you can move to pretty much..
What comes to mind is Party Monster, The Color Purple, Silence of The Lambs, The Life of David Gale, Aimee` and Jaguar, Finding Nemo, Ice Age, Saw 1 & 2, Chicago (for my Brent!!), The Producers, Empire of The Sun, Time Bandits, Bent, Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, Dark Crystal.. Gotta love the movies you grew up with.. Maybe this is why people tell me I am not right in the head. Maybe i am right in the head and they are not..?? LOVE movies that have awesome soundtracks.. Hence The Saint, Tomb Raider, The Matrix.. Well You get the point..
History Channel, all the Discovery Channels, National Geographic, A&E, LOGO, Bravo(gotta love the Cirque Du Soliel marathons on my day off). Watch what pretty much bores most people.. Or puts them to sleep..
All of 'em. Pretty much True Crime is my passion but will read just about anything... But spend alot of time out at nights playing darts so here some lines on The Value Of A Drink..The value of a drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~ Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.----------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.----------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------"To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!" ~Dave Howell WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with someone your are interested in without spitting.--------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin,of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
My heroes are my kids, G Meister and Miss Kyliegh. Could not have done a better job at molding them than they have done for themselves. I also give props to my Long Beach boys(you know who you are) and girls (Sheeya Mann, Bitsy Beamer, Jewels, Brown Sugar, Miss Lola The Show Girl, Tammie Brown and last but not least Zora Phoenix) that taught me how to drink properly... Fast and Hard!! Yay to The Cock In a Frock On a Rock!! Time for Dial-A-Shot!! Get down Rickster!!