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Balls McCrackin

Shit in one hand and wish in the other, see which fills up first.

About Me

BLAH BLAH BLAH.....I'm totally freakin cool. Insert profound statement that someone else probably wrote here____________. Now I'll write in the 3rd person like someone else created this account and wrote about me. Balls' style is impeccably fresh. He's witty, smart, crass and all the other B.S. you need to hear to waste your time reading about me. Also I like midgets.

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My Interests

Pimpin and bowling

I'd like to meet:

The Donkey Lady

Music:

I'm def, so def and hype!

Movies:

Mission Position Impossible, MILF Hunter ..5, Lord of the C**K Rings and the Passion of Christ.

Television:

Nascar and more Nascar

Books:

I can't read so good, but I just got hooked on phonics.

Heroes:

Marvin Heemeyer..........read this if you don't know him: http://www.geocities.com/northstarzone/BULLDOZER.html