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The Return of Captain Sexypants!

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I am 26 yrs old, I am Legally blind but can still see some. I do most of my communicating online, the computers back lighting and the liberty of resizing things make surfing the web , writing, and artistic expression through PS possible, but my time is limited as my eyes are very touchy and I have flare ups were they swell. I can't drive, and I live with my grandparents, but I am confident I am were God wants me, as a social phobic and borderline recluse I find a comfort and contentment in my life, yet a certain part of me longs for the world abroad, even if in small guided doses.I have a devotion to my God, believing Jesus is the Son of God, He died and arose again paying the debt for my sins, all I have to do is ask with a truly repenting heart and I am cleansed. Man is very flawed and although the Bible may be inspired by God it can be interpreted in many ways. because I know, despite divine influence, man has a way of taking his own path I look at the Bible with an eye of caution, God gave us brains and we should use them, our hearts can guide us at times but can be deceitful and the easily influenced who take the "preachers word" for things ,or who believe what they are told and don't question the church's "Authority" or question the logic of things, well, I pray for them, don't let the veil of deception fall on you, hypocrisy, hate, anger and stubbornness can creep in on you. I do believe in one very important thing, Jesus commanded us above all else to LOVE ONE ANOTHER, and I intend on doing that. The small stuff is not important, God's miracle of life that we witness everyday is amazing, only in His love, in the constant praising of Him in the secret place of your heart can you find true solace.I only date Christian Men, since there aren't many, I don't date a lot, lol I like Humor, humerus things and such and so forth. I like my computer, a good movie and sweet ass musicMeatwad: Is that what I think it is? Frylock: It's an NST--a Neural Speech Transmitter. Meatwad: No, uh-uh, it's the BNCS--my Brushed Nickel Colander, Stupid. Now take them wires off there and give it back. I need to drain the spaghetti..... ..
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My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan

Music:

Emmy Rossum, Sarah Brightman, Rebecca St.James, Racheal Lampa, System of a down, Tenacious D, Bloodhound gang, Ghetto boys, Paula Abdul, Martina McBride, Taylor Swift, Journey, Mary J. Blige, Classical- Vivaldi etc. Timbaland, Josh Groban, Evanescence, t.A.T.u., Imogen Heap, lit, kid Rock, LaRue, Bach Cello Suites, Crystal Lewis, Avalon, P.O.D., Curve, Sheryl Crow, Alanis Morrisette, Dixie Chicks, Hillsong, Out of Eden, Newsboys, D.C. Talk, Selena, Enrique, Sarah McLaghlan
Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham walletCattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocketBatter dip the cranny ax In the gut lockerRetrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatterMarinate the nether rod In the squish mittenPower drill the yippee bog With the dude pistonPressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkleCannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple

Movies:

Phantom of the Opera, Meet Joe Black, Athf:mfft, Legend, Lord of the Rings, Shakespere in Love, Moulin Rouge, The Departed, Boondock saints, Gone with the Wind, Forces of Nature, Elizabeth, Willow, Ever After, Dangerous liaisons, sense and sensibility, Jurassic Park, Quills, The Cell, Interview with the Vampire, Bram Stokers Dracula, Queen of the Damned, Dracula 2000, Van Helsing, Monster Squad, Onegin, Just Friends, Old School, American Wedding, 49 yr. Old Virgin, The Sweetest thing, Pirates of the Caribbean, Princess Bride,

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Squidbillies, Frisky Dingo, Robot Chicken, Angel, American Idol, Lost, Heroes, Science Channel, Discovery, Most Haunted, Ghost Hunters, Rome, House, Nip/Tuck, Ugly Betty, mind of menciaspiders on drugs
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Books:

So I can't read printed books anymore, but sometimes I will read for short periods of time online, My favorites when I could read, The Bible!, Anne Rice- The vampire chronicles and the mayfair witch series, John Sandfords prey books, Haunted Heartland, Non fiction on the paranormal

Heroes:

You know God has a sense of humor, look at my family!Jesus, my heavenly father is the only father i have ever known, my gramps and uncles are there too but he is my father, and i know i dont always do the right thing but i am trying and he knows that and thats all that mattersI credit My Auntie Karon , who has an attitude that inspired me to step away from the angry consrvative mindset of anger and angst towards those we don't agree with, and by extending love it makes more of an impact. She may not know it but she is one of the biggest influences in my life.Then there is Willis, my Grandmother, were would I be without her? dead! lol, no really, I probably would be if I didn't have her, she is my rock and I have my moments when I feel dictated, but I know my Grandparents are wonderful incredible people, and funny as hell, these people need their own series!Did I mention How wonderful Jesus is?!I have a lolcat, He is my precious! he is 19 in human years which makes him like 200 in kitty years, he's my big baby and I love him!My family is great btw! crazy, yes, dysfunctional, of course, but they are mine and I love them!

My Blog

Whats in a name?

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cat I'm a kitty cat

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stephen lynch

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what phantom charecter r u

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some quiz thingys

You are Bettie PageGirl next door with a wild streakYou're a famous beauty - with unique lookAnd the people like you are cultish about itWhat Famous Pinup Are You?Your True Sign Is CancerCozyMoodyRoma...
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mtv parodys

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the best of garbage

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Dane cook

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annie lennox videos

walkin on broken glass(notice hugh laurie , from tvs house md lol)Get this video and more at MySpace.comlove song for a vampireGet this video and more at MySpace.comwhyGet this video and more at MySpa...
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