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About Me

I am a 21 year old multi millionaire currently living out of a hut in Botswana. I am happy spending my days swimming in the mountains of cash earnt from the gathering and re-distributing of household dust!! some might say i have a tenuous grip on reality, coupled with a tendency to exagerate. It does however take away from the tedium of the daily grind. In truth i am a 30 year old sales manager making a modest yet happy life for myself 1000's of miles away from anywhere. Henry Mancini - Baby Elephant Walk

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The person that realised that cow's give milk, so i can ask him exactly what it was he thought he was doing... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

A complete lack of physical fitness

Free running? The original form of modern day excercise! something that looks exciting and achievable by all!  In reality it is not possible to perform if you are a 30 year old dad barely able to...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 17:04:00 GMT

to be pondered: a few things to think about

Can you cry under water? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why do you never see baby pidgeons? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings, but then put money in binoculars to look at things ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:05:00 GMT

anger management

It is surprising at how upset the police get if you ask one of them if the hat they are wearing goes all the way to the top of their head.  I think he needed a hug,  but apparently this is a...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:36:00 GMT

People

apparently you can push an ear bud to far in, and despite your best efforts there is just no way that it is coming out.  Anyway thank god for a good pair of tweasers and a little bit  of lub...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 14:17:00 GMT