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Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='font-size: 14pt;'>You Are 90% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
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Kurt Cobain
You are Kurt Cobain! You're grundgy, twisted and very talented. You have a certain charm and individuality that sets you a part from many. You are beautiful! Oh, he died in 1994 from a gun shot wound to the mouth. Suicide.
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Basics
Name: Ambur
Fake Name: Sharron Needlez
Are you and illegal immigrant?: who told you....ummm errr...I mean NO
If you could change your birthday, what day would you change it too?: Arpil 20th
What's your favorite cotton candy flavor?: mmmm cotton candy
Name a dumb thing you like to do.: I dont wanna tell you his name.
Are you a nerd?: Not when people are watching
Most stupid trick you can do?: fit the bottom of a pop bottle in my mouth
Do you prefer light or dark?: Ummmm...Im goin with dark...but I dont really know what the question is
Random
Do you think it's possible to drown a rubber duck?: If you tried hard enough...and he really deserved it
If you had a set of golf clubs, what color would be the handles?: purple
Have you ever tripped over a sprinker while running through it?: yeah...It sucks.
Have you have blew your nose so hard the Kleenex broke?: nope...I dont think so
Do you prefer glue or tape?: tape...but once again I dont get it.
Do you hang out in the mall or the parking lot?: Ummm no
If your gum falls to the floor, do you pick it up and put it back in your mouth?: if no one is looking...LOL Im gross
If you were to be killed by a fictional serial killer, who would it be?: a fictional serial killer huh? ummm jason I guess
If you could have tea with a famous person, who would it be?: Henry Rollins...can you see him drinking tea? LOL
Would you invite me?: sure...you could come too...I know how you are...
Clothes
Do you wear them?: when people are around.
How about while you're sleeping?: not usually
Speaking of sleeping, what's your favorite soda?: sunkist
Tall tees or tight tees?: both
Thongs, normal underwear, or nakey?: all three...sometimes even all at the same time
If you had to wear a Halloween costume for the rest of your life, what would it be?: a gorilla suit
Would you rather wear an eskimo coat... or an Eskimo?: an Eskimo...I think they are in the winter
Do you think toothpicks are a nice fashion accessory?: If you can pull them off, but not everyone can
Sex
Virgin/not a virgin/you really have no idea?: not a virgin...unless your into that kinda thing
Gay/straight/crooked/confused?: straight
Have you ever made a video?: yeah
Was Paris Hilton in it?: I had to edit her out
Have you ever slept with someone then found out you were related?: no
Hand jobs?: cheaper than the real thing
Inside or Outside?: sure
Toys?: you can do some kinky shit with a pogo stick and a light brite...come over I'll show ya
Give or take?: both I guess...
Loud or quiet?: Loud
What's your favorite color?: Lime Green
Plants And Animals
Favorite weed?: Weed
Favorite land animal?: Giraffe
Favorite water animal?: sea horse
Favorite vegetable grown on a plant?: peas
Favorite fictional animal?: The thing from Neverending story...the dog dragon thingy...yeah that was weird.
Do you discriminate flowers based on color?: totally
If you could train a plant to do something, what would you train it?: clean the house, I know its makin all the messes and im sick of it
Would you rather have a farrett or a rat?: A rat farretts stink really bad
Do you know that some people eat animals?: really? what fuckers...why cant they just have a burger like everyone else...
Would you rather look at a plant or eat it?: ummm it depends...am I hungry?
Have You Ever
Eaten caviar?: yes
Punched a rhino, if so did it hurt?: no...but its on my list
Snorted Kool-Aid... if so... what flavor?: no...but I think that if I did I would snort the grape kind...I love grape kool-aid
Started your hand on fire?: yeah with hairspray
Started any body parts on fire?: not other than my hand...and my hair
Put your head through a wall?: no...but helped someone elses head go through one
Have you ever tipped over a canoe?: no who fucking does that?
Ever lied about who you saw the night before?: no...
Have you ever eaten something not edible?: well if you eat it isnt it then edible? thats a trick question...
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My Blog

Ding Dong the Biatch is Gone

The Latest in the super fantastic life of me:So I am moving...that is right all you stalkers will have to work double time to stalk my super cool ass.  I have been offered and accepted a job in M...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:10:00 GMT

I have found the answer...now what was the question?

I Have finally figured out why my life has been kinda shitty lately...I havent repsoted all the fucking junk emails people have been sending me...like a fool I just ignored the warnings of bad luck an...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 23:28:00 GMT

shit I've been missing vol 1

So The idea was brought up about writing about things you miss...I have soo many things I miss I didnt know where to start...so here goes 1.  I miss jumping in the puddles left by rain in my bare...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 20:05:00 GMT

Fucking vultures

So today was my great g-mas funeral...First off I hate funeral...I don't understand why fun is a part of the word. Kinda misleading if you ask me. After the service and lunch family went over to her h...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:25:00 GMT

A day in the life

So it's been forever since I blogged (is that a verb) anyway...not a whole hell of a lot going on in the fabulous life of Ambur...I've been in my new place for about 3 months...its alright.  Ever...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 20:48:00 GMT

Random Poems

LeftoversSo sweet, reminding me of flowers blooming.Essence of spring, living, vibrent thing.Sometimes I dont know why I think of you, I just remember the way your kisses lingered on my skin.You dont ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:03:00 GMT

Evilness (is that a word?)

If Satan wore a pink tu-tu would that make the tu-tu evil?Perhaps evil is just what it appears to beand we just build up images around it to make it seem hidden.If evil is described as being wrong,how...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 14:08:00 GMT

Fucking bastards

Okay...so some stupid motherfuckers broke into my apt. last night...I have been fucking robbed...what a fucking joy that is. They stole all my DVD's and the player, My wedding set, a couple other...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 21:33:00 GMT

The real me

I can't tell you exactly what you want or need.I don't know why I'm here.I don't know what to do.I don't know why some people like me.My life is not well balanced. What is that?I feel like I don't hav...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 20:47:00 GMT

A shitty love poem

The other day(not this one)I read a poem that somebody wrote about loveIt didn't really sound like a poemIt sounded confusedand it probably wasbecause love is as confusing as it gets,except when its n...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 20:31:00 GMT