We have some great news...Jose is now a First Class Petty Officer!
(He finally passed his exam.)
Actually, we would like for you to meet us...
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What's Your Theme Song?
Jose's Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!
Sarah's Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2
"Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away"
You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments.
And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too.
All right...here is a list of a few of our favorite movies:
DRAMA: Forest Gump (Hands Down)
ACTION: Bad Boys II (Jose)/ Minority Report (Sarah)
SUSPENSE: Usual Suspects (Jose)/ Enemy of the State (Sarah)
WAR: We were Soliders (Jose)/ Saving Private Ryan (Sarah)
COMEDY: Tommy Boy (Jose)/ Down Periscope (Sarah)
TEEN: 10 Things I Hate About You (Jose)/ She's the Man (Sarah)
CHICK FLICK: Failure to Launch (Jose)/ How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (Sarah)
ROMANCE: Pretty Woman (Jose)/ Notebook (Sarah)
CARTOON(Pixar): Toy Story (Jose)/ Nemo (Sarah)
CARTOON (Disney): Aladin (Jose)/ Beauty and the Beast (Sarah)
CARTOON (All Others): Shrek (Hands Down)
PARODY: Naked Gun (Jose)/ Mofia (Sarah)
ANIME: Apple Seed (Jose)/ Animatrix (Sarah)
SCI-FI: Matrix (Hands Down)
HORROR: The Others (as "horror" as we go)
MUSICAL/OPERAS: The Producers (Hands Down)
SERIES: Lord of the Rings (Jose)/ Harry Potter (Sarah)
TRILOGIES: Back to the Futures (Jose)/ Indiana Jones (Sarah)
OLD OLDIES: Patton (Jose)/ Gone with the Wind (Sarah)
We love comedy!!
Especially stand up!
And here is a list of some of our favorite TV series: House, 24, Lost, Desprate Housewives, Alias, Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy, CSI, Family Guy, The Shield, and Smallville
In Loving Memory of My Cousin...
Corporal Brian Robert Prening
F Co, 2nd Bn, 24th Marines
Killed in Action (Yusufiyah, Iraq)
"As long as we live, they too will live;
for they are now a part of us, as we remember them."
WE WILL NEVER FORGET!
Chuck Norris
* When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and
includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
* Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
* There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck
Norris allows to live.
* A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for
handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park
there.
* If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
* Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him
to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris
replied, "That's no glitch."
* Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger,
by yelling, "Bang!"
* Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more
testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
* When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water
gets Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble
themselves out of fear.
* Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
* Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action,
there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in
reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
* Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives
in Oklahoma.
* Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
* Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris
pajamas.
* A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is
caused by God pissing his pants.
* Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
* If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named
Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
* Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
* The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
* Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck
Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken
* When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from
cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He
also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo
meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris
calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
* Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid
of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
* In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck
Norris.
* Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the
heads off of Siberian Tigers.
* With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry
about his drinking habit.
* 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his
dick.
* Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of
fear.
* Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
* The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris" This
commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
* The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a
back scratcher.
* Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
* Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box
of Chuck Norris, roundhouse kicking you in the face. And if you
receive a box of Chuck Norris, you ALWAYS know what you are going to
get.
* Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.