I'm gonna fuck up the bitch next door |
The fuckin' mole who lives next door scratched me in the face today.
Fuckin' bitch... I was only sniffing her ass and she fucked up my eye! Damn stupid cat.
My owners made me go to the VET! I have to...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:33:00 GMT |
Drunken Invasion |
Man, last night this bunch of pissed idiots came home with my pissed owners. They made a fuckin' mess in my lounge room; passed out, then snored all fucking night. It sounded like bears fucking in the...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 23:54:00 GMT |
Slappin' skins |
Well today I was minding my own business and sitting in the front window watching the people walk past and I happened to see a rather sexy bitch trot past. "Woah!" I thought, "I'd like to smell her ar...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:13:00 GMT |
Itchy |
Was given a bath today. Stopped me from being itchy by killing all my fleas. Mum gave me a dosr of Advantix to make sure the job was done.
I had a lovely afternoon chasing the man with the lawnmover i...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:12:00 GMT |
