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Kayla Lynn.

..your mom goes to college..

About Me


I'm pretty much a basket case. I like to cause a scene and make sure that I'm always having a better time than you. I have a phobia for everything. I'm a bit selfish. I am in love with my friends and like to take girl love to the absolute max. I have the coolest puppy on the planet. Also I tend to drink a lot and blackout but it is what it is right? Basically I'm fabulous, so be jealous =)And every breath we drew was hallelujah

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My Interests

dani from a shot at love. watkins. ms chokesondick. boxed wine. orgasms. army boys. being fabulous and fully aware of it. hawkins. vagina slimes. road trips. yummy boys. making up words. text sex or as mere would says "PHONE BONE" .being bi-curious. eye sex @ the club. being slightly out of control 24/7. late night runs to meijer. lasers. my puppy brady. sexual things. spending money that i don't have. talking shit. dancing! being a sneaky bitch. your dad. being weird. calling people out. 4am balcony heart to hearts. snow. britney spears. pain killers. trying to find a rich old man to marry. high heels. sweat pants. kittens named kayla. a good case of beer. soft things. taking girl love to the max. porn. my family. airmatresses. drunk dialing. cheap vodka. reading hustler at 9am with carrie. my flask. trying to remember last night :)

I'd like to meet:

John Mayer. Marilyn Monroe. Jackie O. Oprah. Keith Sweat. Tom Brady. Britney Spears. Rachel Ray. Martha Stewart. Usher. Princess Diana.

Music:

John Mayer-Kanye West-Rhiana-JayZ-Brent Dennan-Ben Folds-Maroon 5-Ciara-50Cent-JHoliday-Neyo-Chris Brown-Nelly Furtado-TI-Aerosmith-Journey-ThirdEyeBlind-Beyonce-Do or Die-Keisha Cole-Alicia Keys-Timberland-Britney Spears etc..

Movies:

Cruel Intentions. Almost Famous. Pretty In Pink. Breakfast At Tiffany's. You Can't Buy Me Love. Elf. Santa Claus123. Hitch. Varsity Blues. O. Monsters Ball. Breakfast Club. Sixteen Candles.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy. The Hills. Desperate Housewives. October Road. A Shot At Love. I Love NewYork. Girls Next Door. Ugly Betty. Extreme Home Makeover. CSI. DIRT. Nip/Tuck. Laguna Beach. Prison Break. Jimmy Neutron.

Books:

confessions of a shopaholic. virgin suicides. confessions of a video vixen. hes just not that into you.

Heroes:


My Grandparents

My Blog

EMO alphabet

EMO ALPHABET   A is for ALONE and always complaining how you are just that B is for BRACELETS but any wrist adornment will do C is for CRYING D is for DYED my hair black E is for EMOTION and exag...
Posted by Kayla Lynn. on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:49:00 PST

THAT GIRL..

You are guilty of being "that girl" if you can answer yes to any of the following:1. You have woken up with absolutely no idea where your purse, keys, or cell phone are...and possibly your clothes as ...
Posted by Kayla Lynn. on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:54:00 PST

DRUNK DIALING RULES

Drunk Dialing Rules:1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.3. If ...
Posted by Kayla Lynn. on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:35:00 PST

Maxim Is That Crack..

100 Things You Need To Know About WomenMaxim Magazine100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, shes going...
Posted by Kayla Lynn. on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 05:50:00 PST

Maybe if I fuck you enough..I'll begin to <3 you..

- she takes almost 2 hours to get fully ready - she cries a lot {{maybe even as she writes this, a tear falls}} - she has a leather bound journal, which holds all of her mistakes. - she takes baths in...
Posted by Kayla Lynn. on Wed, 03 May 2006 01:24:00 PST

& These are the days when we realize everythings not ok

::In your life you meet people::Some you never think about againSome you wonder what happened to themThere are some that you wonder if they ever think about youAnd then there are some you wish you nev...
Posted by Kayla Lynn. on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 02:02:00 PST

"My Mother....."

 My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If youre going to kill eachother, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."  My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will c...
Posted by Kayla Lynn. on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:40:00 PST

Just Some Quotes..

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people Before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.When the door of happiness close...
Posted by Kayla Lynn. on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:31:00 PST

She Let Him Have It.....

she let him have ithave it allall of her heartbut he didn't carehe was just there for fun and games.All she ever wantedwas hapiness and loveand all she got was tears and painand now she sitswith her ...
Posted by Kayla Lynn. on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 09:14:00 PST