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Evil Mistress Jo

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


Ya'll jealous of my hoodie!
I guess you can say I am a bit crazy at times, but I LOVE to have fun with my friends. I used to be a bit uptight but I have definitely loosened up and try not to take things too seriously anymore. Life is too short to worry about every damn little thing that you can’t control. That I learned from a special friend – and his advice is OH SO RIGHT!!
I am a strong independent woman who is always striving to achieve more in life. I’m not one to just sit there and watch things unfold around me…. I make them happen!
I like doing new things and meeting new people! I am always feeling very restless and like change.
I have gone through some major changes in the last few years and I am rediscovering myself and trying to figure out who I am right now. It’s been an interesting process and I have some great friends in my life that have helped me along the way (you guys and gals know who you are THANK YOU and I LOVE YOU!!).
I love the sun and warm weather. Rain makes me sad. If I could be anywhere it would be on a beach. A great person once told me that there’s nothing that saltwater and a beach can’t cure! She’s right.
I do not want kids for myself (read my blog if you have a problem with that) but everyone’s kids seem to love me! LOL. I prefer the 4 legged kind. I have 2 dogs Haley and Snoopy and they make me happy every day! They also provide endless hours of amusement! Those that have met them know.
Music is a big part of my life – although I don’t play an instrument and can’t carry a tune. And that doesn't stop me from screaming or singing along like an idiot especially in the CAR!! Oh and me and my girls are big into car dancing! LOL I remember wearing out the Fleetwood Mac 8 track in my mom’s car! LOL Going crazy for my Blondie album!! The songs on my page reflect how I feel. I’m a sucker for great meaningful lyrics (emo some would say but whatever.... hoping word could move you...... AND I love to go to shows!
My mind is a whirlwind at times. It just keeps going and going and going….I come out with random things and bust out in random dance moves or strange things…. Whatever. I over analyze things and my brain keeps me up at night – but thank god for Xanax! LOL
I can come off as a bitch if I don’t know you – but for many reasons my guard is up. Once you get through I am not so much of a tough cookie. I’m just silly, happy, and caring. I surround myself with similar acting females and we got each other’s back! No lazy bitches!
Anyway, that’s me. Take it or leave it. I’m not changing for anyone anymore!
"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances:
if there is any reaction, both are transformed."
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
"Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned."
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

My Interests


oh my god
I couldn't resist
this is SOFA KING funny!!

I'd like to meet:


Lajon AGAIN!!



Music:

311
AFI
Aiden
Armor For Sleep
Beyonce
Boys Like Girls
Bullet For My Valentine
Chiodos
Christina Aguilera
Circa Survive
Dashboard Confessional
Deftones
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Emery
Evans Blue
Fall Out Boy
Fiona Apple
Four Letter Lie
From Autumn To Ashes
Funeral For A Friend
Heart
Hellogoodbye
Innerpartysystem
Jay Z
Jessica Simpson
Justin Timberlake
Kelly Clarkson
Keyshia Cole
Kill Hannah
Lil Wayne
Linkin Park
Ludacris
Matchbook Romance
NIN
Panic at the disco
Paramore
Poison The Well
Portishead
Rise Against
Saosin
Sarah McLachlan
Secondhand Serenade
Senses Fail
Silverstein
Taking Back Sunday
The Cure
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
The Used
The Wreckers

Movies:

Once
A Bronx Tale
Anchor Man
Boyz n the hood
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Harold & Kumar go to White Castle
Memento
Office Space
South Park
Interview with the Vampire
Boondock Saints
Fight Club

Television:

A Haunting
Big Love
Body of Evidence (court TV ROCKS!!)
Chappelle Show
CSI
Entourage
Family Guy
Forensic Files
Fuse – only place to see good videos!
Ghost Hunters
Grey's Anatomy
Inked
Miami Ink
Mind Of Mencia
Nip Tuck
Oz
Psychic Detectives
Sopranos
South Park
The Simpsons

Books:

Augusten Burroughs
Sue Grafton
Marian Keyes
Sophie Kinsella
Dean Koontz
Wally Lamb
Wendy Markham
James Patterson
Anne Rice
Alice Sebold
Jane Sigaloff
Erica Spindler
Jennifer Weiner

My Blog

Its Queen Bee Bitch!

    Lol.  Ok so new Tat on 10-21! Woot!  Going back to Mark at Wizards World.  Now those that know me KNOW I am the Queen Bee(yatch) and that this tat is pretty much a pe...
Posted by Evil Mistress Jo on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 12:42:00 PST

My celebrity lookalikes!

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Posted by Evil Mistress Jo on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:38:00 PST