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J.R.

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About Me



I get myspace layouts at UltimateMySpace.com. Get this layout
www.tesux0r.netI am just a simple software developer, I like to watch things, do stuff and listen to other stuff. I play lots of games and have a damned good time doing it. (can i say damned?) I am also a stand up comedian, and enjoy other assorted activities.So what can i say about myself? I'm most likely characterized as funny, outgoing and a happy person. Your average all around good guy. I do enjoy drinking, and i love to have a good time and i can usually do that wherever i am.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

girls, boys, just general cool people. Also, I would like to meet the hamburglar, he seems like a nice enough guy, just a little hungry.

My Blog

Some Fiction, enjoy

I wrote this small part of a piece about a month ago.Sometimes the past comes back and bites you in the ass, I suppose that's why we avoid it and try to forget it. But every once in a while we see so...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:13:00 GMT

Lobster, not the eating kind

Beach + no Sunscreen = Lobster PeopleThat is All
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 16:40:00 GMT

Things I Would Like to Crush! - 1

I would really like to crush that guy who rides on his bicycle in the middle of the divided highway with no shoulder. Traffic is backed up six blocks and this guy is just peddling away thinking he's ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:48:00 GMT

I hate the Illinois Tolways

Driving on them makes me swear, sometimes for no apparent reason... nobody cut me off or did anything, just being on them makes me wanna scream out profanities.
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 21:33:00 GMT

Taste My Lightning

I wish there was an easier way to give other motorists the middle finger on the road. It's such a hassle to think about it, then role down my window, wait till the guy is looking, then stick...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 20:04:00 GMT

My Deepest Thanks

     To all of my friends who sent me birthday wishes and heartfelt congratulations for my graduation, thank you, you are all wonderfull, I don't stay in contact with some of you a...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:35:00 GMT

Check the mirror before you leave the house!

If You Have Body Parts That Are Ugly, Cover Them The F**k Up!! I can't stress this enough people, seriously one of the main reasons we wear clothing is to make us look good.  Some of you just ha...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 19:59:00 GMT

Myspace Musical Assualt

Please Select Appropriate Music!!!     I am really tired of going on to one of my friends pages, to check if their relationship status has changed (and please don't lie and deny that...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 23:56:00 GMT

I am whole again

I never knew how theraputic writing music was, or i would have done it years ago.  I have always just pushed feelings in, when i should have let them go.  It is amazing, its like it just pou...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:28:00 GMT

comedy is fun

you check my myspace comedy page.  do cause its cool bitchhttp://www.myspace.com/verysmallrocks
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:36:00 GMT