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Myspace Banner Generator The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Guitar MySpace Layouts - Vintage Guitar MySpace Layouts Guitar MySpace Layouts

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new ireland pics

We have new Ireland pics. This place is awsome. we toured the Guiness factory today and drank 2 pints (I drank Kims also) dublin is so figgin busy I can't count how many times I almost got ran over to...
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Ireland and new guitar

Whats up y'all. I can't wait for my trip tp Ireland. You thought I had the gift of gab before just wait til I kiss that blarney stone!!! Oh yeah as most of you who know me know I like to make crazy in...
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