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About Me

stepped my game up
sexxxed my frame up.Im straight up probably the craziest bitch you'll ever meet. I am pretty much an alcoholic. -not a bad one though, the sexy fun one. I pretty much hate parties lately, they aren't like they used to be, so basically i'll just drink with my homies or shiiiit, by myself if i have to. hah. Dont get me wrong I love to fucking party, as long as they arent lame ass ones like CKs. oops. Im living in Bisbee Ari-fucking-zona. Its good for me though. Im pretty sure i'd be way fucked up if I was in fucking crackland, md. haha. I live with the love of my life, Connie_Boo. Basically my best friend. Cap'N 'n Coke is my drink right now. (lil bit of hypno with uvanitz when JRs yelling CHOTA!!!!! hahah) Im basically taking time off of LIFE right now to just hang out, be me and say FUCK YOU! Im a nice girl (damn your missing out) and I LOVE to have fun. I like to go huntin' n just shootin' and drinkin' yep. I sure am from Edgewater. haha. i pretty much am taking spanish lessons. i found someone that will actually teach me, whether or not i want to know about vaqueros haha. I have a good close group of friends, and i have just recently learned, YOU FUCK WITH ME, YOU FUCK WITH THEM, AND THEY GET SOMEONE TO FUCK WITH YOU HAHA.ITS FUCKING TIME TO BREATHE FOR ME.OH YEAH, HOOK YOURSELF UP!NUMBER 345 Niggazzz. haha. yep. i had to throw ALCO in there somewhere. "HEAD" cashier. haha.
BITCH PLEASE -CANT TOUCH THIS- OK PUES

My Interests

whateva i want.
BITCHES

I'd like to meet:

like famous people, or just in life? hmm. i dont know. ive already met steve-o (from jackass) and benji and joel madden from good charlotte, and travis pastrana. and gheorge muresan, aka mr. 7 foot whatevAA. got his autograph. that bitch is tall. hmm... any other famous people from maryland that i could meet at the mall i guess. haha. i met steve-O at the annapolis mall in the food court. benji and joel- funny story... i guess pam (my little sister) introduced us haha, in that one oriental store (thats not there anymore) in the mall. I met Travis Pastrana at his house with Amber. cool shit. hmm... yeah i met LIL KING too.. haha for when he's famous one day. :DIm down to meet some crazy ass people that wanna party! WOO! I am NOT looking for drama though. Check your baggage at the front door nigga, i got enough of my own.. psh.

Music:

i love music. All kinds. If anyone knows anything about a new car stereo that fuckin bumps, and wants to hook it up cheap, let me know.. Cruisin in the Cavvie *straight bumpin*... even though it doesnt because im rolling on stock speakers. Help me. HAHA at the B vs. D game, homegirl was supposed to hook it up but she got arrested i think. no se. i was drunk.MySpace designed by TU MADRE. BITCH!

Movies:

i loooooove scary movies.

Television:

basically, porn, army wives, side order of life, and LA ink. in no particular order.

Books:

basically more porn. haha.

Heroes:

my TRUE friends. i am finding out who they are more and more everyday.BASICALLY MARTIN HARTMAN.maxwell. you are my hero. i love you.****THEY TALK BEHIND MY BACK BUT THEY WONT SAY IT TO MY FACE!****

My Blog

my husband does not beat me. LOL.

so today some of you may have noticed a reddish bruise looking thing on my cheek. looked like someone punched me in the face. nope. it was a weird beginning of a hickey. lol. i love second period. par...
Posted by JACQUILAtequila on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:54:00 PST

stressed like WO!

so.. i got this job. and i know where every cent of my paycheck is going. i have a $974 ambulance bill that i need to pay. it was $774, but they sent it to collections, and it keeps going up. i got&nb...
Posted by JACQUILAtequila on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:20:00 PST

lol. i guess im anorexic now... haha.

so. my mother in law says im anorexic. shes just jealous that shes going to have to borrow my fat pants soon. just kidding. ive lost 45 pounds since january--which has amounted to about 2 pant si...
Posted by JACQUILAtequila on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:13:00 PST

i got kicked out of MY house...

yeah right. are you fucking serious? damn chick you need to do something ELSE with your life besides worrying about what a HAPPILY MARRIED COUPLE are doing. NO. I did NOT get kicked out of my hou...
Posted by JACQUILAtequila on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:08:00 PST

2005. what a shitty year.

40 questions about 2005.1) Was 2005 a good year for you?the beginning was great, the middle, was horrible, the end: seems like its going back to the beginning. weird. hated this year. went by sooo qui...
Posted by JACQUILAtequila on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 11:11:00 PST

fuck you, all of you.

so yeah, some anonymous person keeps sending me e-mails saying that my boyfriend is cheating on me. first of all, when you have been in a relationship for a year, there are certain things you have to ...
Posted by JACQUILAtequila on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 11:32:00 PST

Ignorant people of SRHS.

Something happened today at SRHS that really pissed me off. Miles DeNiro was in the office, with a :friend: whatevAA he does what he wants right? anyways, I had to get an attendance sheet from Mrs. Th...
Posted by JACQUILAtequila on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 02:42:00 PST

whatevie.

i hate everything. everytime i walk in the house its a bunch of:: "were you getting stoned?" whatevAA. that totally ruins my mood. which lately has been pretty good. i dont know why im in a ...
Posted by JACQUILAtequila on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 07:35:00 PST

i <3 holly...

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.Anyone can hate. It costs to loveFor every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrongIt is better to ask forgivene...
Posted by JACQUILAtequila on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 06:39:00 PST