oh my fucking shit. |
UHHHNNN.Super Mario Galaxy may be the best game I've ever played. It's just ridiculous; I can't stop. I'm supposed to be doing lots of literary/academic reading over this break, but forget it.I haven'...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 19:49:00 GMT |
christmas |
(upon my arrival in north carolina)mother: how would you like a wii for christmas?me: *freaks out with glee*-two days later-mother: hahahaha jkme: :(
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 10:34:00 GMT |
can’t escape the wu. |
about a month ago, i dreamt that i had to assist Raekwon the Chef in retrieving/chopping up some heroin from the ceiling of a burger king.last night, method man appeared in my dreams to aid me in runn...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:22:00 GMT |
the top two sponsored links on my home page... |
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Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 22:13:00 GMT |
fuuuuck, man! |
i left my goddamn wallet on my first airplane today. goodbye Magic ID. no more bar-hopping for this boy.no one cares, but crisis averted. my wallet returned to me and i'm a-drankin' more than ever.
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:39:00 GMT |
so. |
the only people who've hit on my this summer are:Two 50+ year old gay men (one was a pharmacist)and now aboutthree white women (they love me, who knew?)...hmm.
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:47:00 GMT |
