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After 5 Billion years of evolution, space and time, I'm just like all the other 6 Billion people in this world: I fear, I hate, I cry, I fight, I live, I die, I love, I lie, ... and I like ... If you're going thru a lot of crap, just get on with it. There's no point pondering about what could have been. People tend to forget that people die and after that you don't remember anything.

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*Side-note - That's about 0.2% of the population of the UK (Those that could be arsed filling out those questionnaires in which they would get £20's worth of High Street Vouchers if completed successfully).

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The War Against Corporations (How £4.14 turned into £15 with British Telecom)

BT: Hi you're through to Zauour, how can I help you today sir?ME: Yes I would like to query charges for Caller DisplayBT: Ok sir, can I take your name and account number(Name and account number given)...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 13:16:00 GMT

Mourinho is a shit and he's up his own arse

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Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 19:33:00 GMT

Jonathan Cainer Horoscope Relevancy Test Day 1

 VIRGO (Aug 24 - Sep 23)You are soon (slight ambiguity) due to become better off. Your finances may not improve automatically, you may have to put in some serious effort(you mean I control my own dest...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 19:16:00 GMT

Mystic Meg Horoscope Relevancy Test Day 1

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 22Harmony planet Venus can (she's not saying it will, it's a fucking planet after all) heal relationships at work   and you can help (i was hoping to fix) different generations app...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 18:54:00 GMT

Russell Grant Horoscope Relevancy Test Day 1

RUSSELL GRANT HOROSCOPE RELEVANCY TEST DAY 1 - TAKEN FROM RUSSELL GRANT.COMVIRGOAugust 24th - September 23rdSomeone (could be anyone) who is nice (sounds reasonable) to your face could be telling lies...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 05:48:00 GMT

Strange Adventures in the Dam

This time I was slightly more prepared than other trips away. Amsterdam was the destination. I really can't explain the absolute bizarreness of it all without sounding completely insane. So try and ke...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 22:21:00 GMT

The Average Person

An average person* standing would cover an area of 0.12 square metres of space maximum. Currently, the habitable world land area is 134,682,000 square kmThat means the average person takes up 9.53x10-...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:08:00 GMT

The Problem with Other Hand Dryers ( A Critical Analysis)

Problem 1 : Other hand dryers are unhygienic01 They suck in dirty washroom air Sounds good, gets rid of all the dirty air and smell then02 They heat it upEven better, evaporate all that dirt03 They bl...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 13:12:00 GMT

The Royal Variety Performance 2006

Live from the London Coliseum on BBC One now: "The Royal Variety Show".Starring:His Royal Majesty Prince Charles & His MistressJohn BarrowmanBarry ManilowUnknown ComedianAnother Unknown but reall...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 13:32:00 GMT

100 Years at the Top - Cliff Richard

It is with great regret to inform you, Cliff Richard has been at the top for 100 years.The British Government sought it fit to honour Sir Cliff Richard after this pinnacle by replacing one of the cloc...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:42:00 GMT