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Jorge

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Damn, not sure what to say here.26 year old canadian / mexican hybrid, that spends most of his time working, drinking and generally lounging when possible.Most people call me J or Jo.Some surveys to follow......
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jo
Birthday: Jan 24 1980
Birthplace: Guelph, ON Canada
Current Location: The Same
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown when I have it
Height: 5" 10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mexican / Canadian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Airwalk
Your Weakness: Booze and Ladies
Your Fears: Cancer
Your Perfect Pizza: Don't like Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Have relations with a cute asian lady
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Balls!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Dread...... it's soon time for work
Your Best Physical Feature: My beard
Your Bedtime: 11am (night shift work unfortunately)
Your Most Missed Memory: Summer days, by the water
Pepsi or Coke: Ginger Ale
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No..... that I'll admit to.
Do you Swear: Yes, lots
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Not yet, hopefully soon
Do you want to go to College: Been
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Meh....
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Once again, I'll admit nothing!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nothing too serious.....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Not sure yet.
What country would you most like to Visit: Somewhere in Europe, pretty much anywhere in Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Doesn't Matter
Weight: Doesn't Matter
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: 700+
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing much
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mostly some interesting ladies to chat with...................

My Blog

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There's a tonne more of those "definitions" at the glossary of perversion, just search for it..... It's F***ing hilarious    
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 08:47:00 GMT

This is some funny stuff, althought some might find it rude and offensive.....

Houdini (aka "Deak", "Phantom", "Sneak Attack", "Spit Trick") - When you're doing a girl doggystyle, then you fake an orgasm and spit on her back. When she turns around, blow your load in her fac...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 08:40:00 GMT