IRON CHERRY

There was a time...When men in leather spoke words which could move the hearts of millions... When their words were set to song to make soldiers of boys and slaves of girls... When the songs were set loose through electrified abominations of wood and wire... When parents and ministries recoiled in horror at that which they did not understand... When people everywhere were grinding in the streets to the sound of Rock and Roll...THIS TIME IS NOW.The Last Gladiators of Rock And Roll, Iron Cherry strikes forth from the arena of sonic assault in a global struggle against musical mediocrity. While the masses deny themselves excitement in the cradling, smothering, clammy hands of mass media and consumer culture, Iron Cherry challenges these institutions to a game of Slaps which would cause the very Titans of myth to flee the field, knuckles stinging purple. Excitement is back. Big time.Other bands rock, Iron Cherry rules.When everyone else was partying like it was 1999 in 1982, Iron Cherry was looking back from 2027 at the smoldering remains of 2005 as 1984, and partying like it was 2525. Or, something like that. Suffice it to say that these time-tripping adventurers hold only one quest holy - to restore in the hearts and minds of Rock and Roll patriots everywhere a burning need for their daily requirement of the Nectar of Rock.Iron Cherry serves it up, hot from the tap.The stars being what they are, o fickle shiny shifters of time and space, the pattern of Iron Cherry's constellation is fluid, and as of today consists of veteran Cherry stars Nikki Testeroni (vox), Lazy Vaughn Krazy (guitars), Robbyn Graves (guitars), Stitch Jackson (still more guitars) and Wulf Miner (drums). Their powers combined summon forth a blazing aural comet of destruction, and it's headed this way...Take shelter! This is not a test!This Is IRON CHERRY!