Truth about Myspace Pictures |
Posted by Matt on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 12:15:00 PST |
The Difference between Guys and Girls |
(My beautiful muse has been the inspiration for many of my stories...So it's only right for me to totally embarrass her by writing done all the many funny things she does. )Tales of My Muse and IThe ...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 12:48:00 PST |
I am an evil evil guy |
Where I live, there is a big festival the first weekend after labor day. Carnival rides, games, food(mm steak sandwiches ) shops and lots of free giveaways.Anyhoo, about 7pm ish, my muse and I are re...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 10:22:00 PST |
Funny Flash |
She freakin Blocked me
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/sheblockedme.html
Never trust a woman who says BRB
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Dub Dub Dub
http://www.ebaumsworld....
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Women can't live with them...cant have nookie without them. |
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It's tough being a man.
If you put a woman on a pedestal to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist, but if you stay home to do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A funny story |
First Grader
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My s...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A wierd dream of mudwrestling, chocolate and the matrix |
I had a really wierd dream the other night. It involved my sexy girly and her former roommate.
My brown sugar was all into a moment of illicit, debauchery with myself. Her large anime-like eyes wid...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Bobby Socks |
Have I ever mentioned just how cool bobby socks are?...if I havent..well I am now. Bobby socks for all the gurls!
Henshin A Go-go baby!
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Chokolate! |
I am dreaming of my sexy GF Chokolate. She is very chokolatey and has some round brown sugar hips. Awesomeness indeed! Well now that I have thoroughly embarressed her. I will tell you something nifty....
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Another Day,another Transmogrification |
Pretty much a simple day. zapped a few people with my ray gun but that's it. Henshin A Go-go baby!
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
