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ahhh jim

got more snow than the ski slopes

About Me

on the outside, i appear to be the most pointless person in the world. its all just an act unless it isn't. see? i know how to use the last slice of bread but cant edit a myspace page. one of these days i'll come come up with an answer. to what? ..

My Interests

lots and lots of things. mostly art and reading, but the turn in the weather has opened up new possibilities of bike riding and soccer. sitting quietly and listening! thrifting and learning! outdoors! hurray!!!

I'd like to meet:

my friends that i already know. for drinks. maybe a fancy meal. or a ball game of some sort. gallery opening? a general night of trouble ideally.

Music:

ill give whatever you got a shot. its the least i can do. will i like it? probably not. im set in my ways. but i also enjoy humoring people. really.

Movies:

hitchcock (gets a little long but soooo good), lynch (i dont get it), usually anything old, from another country (la haine!), or with graphic violence, drug use, and/or explosions.

Television:

i like sony.

Books:

there are some good books out there, and i try to read them. throw in an academic book every now and then to keep the mind uh, er......whats that word.......good. david sedaris, chuck palahniuk, kurt vonnegut, george saunders, zadie smith, hemmingway, fitzgerald, welsh. the new york times isn't a book but i still read it. same goes with any writing thats interesting.

Heroes:

castro. lenin. marx. bill clinton. really though, the only people who impress me are the ones who take matters into their own hands. the plo? sure, why not.

My Blog

working on ladders is scary ass shit

seriously. the ground is hard down there. and if you are a self doubter like myself, you cant get that ladder just right. so thats always on your mind. and what if a bee decides to fly over? or a...
Posted by ahhh jim on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:25:00 PST

the answer to all your questions

its a shirt.  that is a shirt around my neck that hasnt been put all the way on yet.  not a bad look eh? 
Posted by ahhh jim on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:54:00 PST

i dont think youve seen a movie by a director as high on cocaine as.........

to live and die in la.  whew.    secret service agents, terrorists prasing allah, explosions, and reagan.  and this is all within the first 5 minutes.  this guy is fucking cr...
Posted by ahhh jim on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:53:00 PST

they know me well at the hospital

so ive been there twice this week.  first for the most annoying stomach surgury ever (totally pointless as it looks worse than before).  but that was suprisingly not that bad.  then i t...
Posted by ahhh jim on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 07:29:00 PST

also

do yourself a favor (or favour) and run to your local co-op and get in on the cara cara orange action that we got goin on now.  you wont regret it.  clementines are for people who dont know ...
Posted by ahhh jim on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:13:00 PST

you'll be in my prayers

so people have told me this like three times in the past week.  its really weird.  i dont want to be in your prayers, just wish me good luck.  much more comfortable with that.  or ...
Posted by ahhh jim on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:42:00 PST

deer hunter

did this actually happen?  comeon.    i need to start gambling?
Posted by ahhh jim on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:17:00 PST

ah vice

advice for the new year.   .. Fuck your penis. It's not the boss of you. You're the one who has to deal with some dumb whore with a heart-shaped peace sign on her back. 2007 is the year we take b...
Posted by ahhh jim on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:44:00 PST

have you seen?

new hype williams videos?  theres a shitton of them and itsa full of split screen madness.  its an instant dynasty.  hype was bored and wanted to fly a helicopter over aspen so he did i...
Posted by ahhh jim on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:54:00 PST

so im turning 25

tomorrow.   and i really have no idea what to think about it.  really not happening how i was hoping it would turn out, but thats life.  right when you start to expect something seems t...
Posted by ahhh jim on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:42:00 PST