I am gross.
I like drinking, being an asshole, and pounding snootch.
Dane Cook, so I can punch him in his stupid face.
Interpol, The Strokes, The Roots, old Wu Tang (it's for the babies) Sublime, Johnny Cash, Social Distortion, The Walkmen, Jack Johnson, Bob Marley, Elliott Smith, Bad Religion, Rancid, Brand New and a lot of other stuff, I'm not going to be a boner and name like fifty bands
Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Half Baked, any Chapelle stand up, Mall Rats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, Slackers, King Pin, SLC Punk, Orange County
Simpsons, Family Guy, Arrested Development, South Park, almost any sports (except for the gay ones golf, tennis shit like that), Scrubs, Reno 911, Aqua Teen, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Rescue Me
Anything in the Clifford catelog, I love that big red fucker.
R Kelly, he's knows how to treat a girl right.