Paul

About once a week I make an enormous mess by dropping a hot plate full of food on the floor or a glass full of water onto a power strip. I'm a very quiet person unless I'm drunk or something. I love dogs, but I'm indifferent to cats. Most of my days are spent trying to finish grad school. I'm perfectly happy just walking around aimlessly along lake Michigan looking for fish and other animals. A couple of weeks ago, I saw a beaver. It was fucking huge. You should have seen it. At first it scared the crap out of me because it was dark out and it was right in front of me. I have to burn the shit out of myself with spicy food about twice a week. I say some pretty vulgar things sometimes, but only because I think its funny. I hate clubs because they are stupid and lame. I like bars, though.