Like a hole in the head... |
After years of nebbishy worrying and paranoia, it has seemed to me after about a week's worth of observation that my hairline may in fact be starting its slow march to the back of my head. I really do...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 13:30:00 GMT |
Well Fuck... |
As if to confirm this as one of the worst years in cinema since Halley's Comet made its last lap, Robert Altman died yesterday in Los Angeles. Over a carreer that spanned over thirty years, ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:18:00 GMT |
Pros and Cons |
Today was my first day working at Fellini's, and I think it went pretty well. At least, from my point of view it did. Of course, for all I know my boobery could already be the stuff of lore for them. ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 14:43:00 GMT |
A Correspondance |
FROM: Drunken Chris TO: Sober Chris Flushing an empty toilet paper roll - even if there is a big-ass spider on it - is probably not the best of ideas.
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 13:59:00 GMT |
A Sailor Darkly |
I recieved a curious email today, here printed in its entirety: SUBJECT: 10 year reunion Hey all, Just a quick poll on what day will work best for the reunion. July 21st or 28...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 23:26:00 GMT |
An Open Letter |
I've once again embarked upon The Dance with a company that, let's face it, is likely to dick me around for a few days before telling me that I'm not what they're looking for. So, to all my friends wh...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:12:00 GMT |
Split-Pee Soup |
There is a legitimate phenomenon among members of the male sex (perhaps some of my guy friends can step up and vouch for this) wherein urine, upon evacuation from the body, sometimes veers into unexpe...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 21:33:00 GMT |
The Seventh Seal has been broken... |
Dakota Fanning has been asked to join the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences on the same day as Werner Herzog. The savior of man and the spawn of the devil will finally confront one another....
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:47:00 GMT |
Um... |
Maybe the two greatest sentences ever. From Roger Ebert's review of "Failure to Launch:" I was bitten by a donkey once. It was during a visit to Stanley Kubrick's farm, outside Lon...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 10:38:00 GMT |
Stop Substituting Numbers for Letters! |
7 is not a letter. Neither is 13, or 3. Nor are Se7en, Thr3e, and Thir13en words. The makers of Lucky Number Slevin have done a very admirable job of taking a stupid title and making it even d...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 18:50:00 GMT |
