If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing....
So... after getting pretty much completely over Myspace and having viscous thoughts of destroying my page, i've decided to take the humane path and convert it to my quasi-activist/special interest group page. Love it, hate it, it don't matter!
Vote for Ron Paul at the Straw Poll
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
The end of the WORLD!
