Japs

I am... (1) a Senior Associate of a big, big audit firm (with small pay of course) handling audit of banks, financial intermediaries, debt servicing cos, asset management entities, among others.. (2) A junior professior in a very prestigeous exclusive college teaching accounting to very beautiful (ehem) students every weekends.. (3) A loving son and brother, a trusted friend (I think), and a frustrated writer.. (4) A coffee addict (won't last a day without a cup), a Timezone Goldmember, NBA Live 07 geek, and a Nata-de-Coco bum.. (5) Sad, depressed, lonely, loveless.. in short, the usual..I was... (1) A UST Accountancy student, who's daily habbit was to stare at his crush all day, stalked them at times, courted them, and got dumped by them.. (2) A ReSA reviewee, who still stared at his crushes all day, studied his review materials in advance, and ate his breakfast during Mrs. Ireneo's lively class.. (3) A very happy person, before I committed a very grave mistake of turning my back on a love one.. (4) A 17-yr-old teenager, who had his first kiss from a textmate inside a cab.. (5) A 5-yr-old brat, who peeid on a vintage 3D electric fan, slept with chunks of apple still left unchewed, who stepped off a tricycle - head first - thus the "pilat" on my right eyebrow..I will be... (1) a successful professor, who will be publishing lots of finance and accounting books. writing countless news, sports, and business articles in leading daily broadsheets.. (2) a high-profile banker, financial analyst, risk professional, audit director, senior consultant, vice president for finance.. (3) a proud husband and father, with a bombshell of a wife! Hahaha! And 3 cheerful, happy, smart kids.. (4) a failure if I don't meet my upcoming work deadlines.. (5) growing old, single, grumpy, unhappy, if I don't put my act together..