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Richard j.

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About Me

What about me? My name is Richard j. I'm tall, skinny, eccentric, neurotic, mildly funny, slightly handsome, dead sexy, a scorching smart ass and a poet.I've done a few things in a few different places. Born in PA, grew up in IN, moved to FL, did the Air Force in TX and AZ, became a spoken word poet in Tucson and now live back in FL.Fake News Arcade

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Under The Sun

Under The Sun She gave me a pair of jaded sunglassesso I could see the world the way she does.With a cocked eyebrow and tight-lipped grin,I could feel it start to begin....
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:31:00 GMT

Cooper, The Best Buddy A Guy Could Have

    Cooper was five years old. His birthday was coming up soon, which meant he'd be showered with even more gifts from my mother and sister than normal. I would tease them and give Coop...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:37:00 GMT

Richard j.'s Guide To Successful Relationships

I guess it's best to start by saying "I don't know shit."I'm just as lost as you and her.I've lost just as much as you and her.But I've gained as much as I've lost.Since Eighth Grade I've been "learni...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 00:33:00 GMT

The Things I Think About While Stoned At One-Thirteen in the Morning.

You ever get the feeling that Death forgot about you,but Father Time didn't?Like Death hired a temp to work his schedule 'causehe was so busy, but she fucked up and he got all kindsof backed up and fo...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 22:14:00 GMT

My "Final Destination"

I'm not much of a superstious fella, but every once in a while something happens that gets me all nervous and upset. I'm also not typically afraid of death. I've got it pretty much covered. On the spi...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:47:00 GMT

On the Subject of Waking Up

"The woman was a dream I hadThough rather hard to keepfor when my eyes were watching hersThey closed,And I was still asleep." -Phish   I awoke this morning from dreaming and I wasn't sure if las...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:48:00 GMT

Pay Your Bills....Trust me

I'm not a preacher. I preach, but I ain't a preacher. Sure, everyone who knows me well knows that I have a soap box complex. Personally, I think I just put on an entertaining rant every now and again....
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 17:03:00 GMT

The Most Important Blog Ever

So, I danced the wily dance of self-amusement and anarchy while watching the idle passerby sigh and shake their heads. Collectively we congregate to break-down lanes with no fire escapes and laugh 'ca...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 18:44:00 GMT

On the Subject of Dreams

I don't dream. That's not entirely true. I dream, I just don't always remember my dreams, so I just say that I don't dream. It's a rather simple thing to melt down. Like, I don't do taxes. I haven't d...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:40:00 GMT

Check out this event: Industry Night!

Hosted By: Richard GirardWhen: Friday Feb 09, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: MY HOUSE Sports Bar and Grill2511 W. Columbus Dr. Tampa, FL 33607United StatesDescription:Richard Girard Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:53:00 GMT