Hi, my name's Murphy. I'm a Pembroke Welsh Corgi. The joke is, the Cardigan is the one with the tail, the Pembroke is the one with the Queen. I'm not sure what that means, but whatever.
I'm a dog. I do dog things like bark at my own reflection, chew up things, howl with my Mom, and beg for treats. I'm also very internet savvy, with my Dogster page.
They call me TANK, Mr. TP Rolls, Jaws, Juggernaut, MurphDog, Smurful, Murphdoggie, Doctor Destructo, Mr. Wiggly, Red, And Moon Doggie.
Don't be mean to me, cause my Mom will mess you up!
Grrrrrrawrf!