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Dani

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About Me

About me? I'm 27, I still watch cartoons, I have severe road rage. Especially to the guy who leaves his blinker on for about ten minutes and never changes lanes, even when he knows I'm trying to pass him. Yeah, you know who you are,YOU SUCK!!!. And like Dane Cook, I HATE BEES!!!! FUCK BEES, AND FUCK HONEY!!! You can keep it because BEE'S SUCK. I also have a need to buy useless things because they are on sale. I love to shop.... alot, I know it's a sickness I need help..... Hold me..I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Bumper Bowling, and slot machines

I'd like to meet:

Trey Parker and Matt Stone. They are some kind of freaks aren't they. God I love those guys. Anyone who makes puppets do naughty things is alright by me. George Bush. I wanna hear some Bushisms from the Commander in Chief. Now thats comedy. Dane Cook because he is the funniest man alive( yeah, I was in my Adobe and I heard it so I came out.) And Jack Nicholson because he scares the shit out of me ...and turns me on at the same time.

Music:

I really love all types of music. Some of my favorites NIN, The posies, Portishead, Sneaker Pimps, Radiohead, Modest Mouse. Love Van Morrison, The doobies, The Orleans, and Aerosmith OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM!!!!!!! The Dropkick Murphys, 311, MXPX ,NOFX, and Elvis Presley.

Movies:

I love horror flicks, any and all of them. I am a total scifi nerd. Aliens, Predator, Star Wars. Bring it on. Toy Stoy I&II Monsters Inc, What About Bob? As good as it gets The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Death Becomes her, A Bugs Life, Overboard,Clerks. Mallrats, Harry Potter, 50 first dates,Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Office Space, 3000 miles to Graceland, and the list goes on...

Television:

WWE Smackdown that show is hilarious, American Chopper, because it reminds me of my family, Monster garage because Jesse James kicks ass!!! Desperate Housewives... and I thought my neighbors had issues. Mind of Mencia, he is wacked! I love him. And yes South Park because it's still funny, even though they should be in high school now.

Books:

All the Harry Potter Books, I told you I was a nerd. Dean Koontz, like him too. Stephen King would have to be my favorite. Pretty much anything he writes is guaranteed to warp your mind.

Heroes:

Mother Teresa, Gandhi and Sponge Bob Square pants