Empress. Fairy. Skivvy. Hag. Clown. Weaver of tales. Brewer of potions. Widow.
I'm pretty handy with a screwdriver. I do a bit of plumbing, joinery and have been known to interfere with vacuum cleaners, washing machines, boilers etc. My favourite tools have names.
But really I'm a performance artist. Generally available for events requiring ten minutes or so of amusing oddness. Plus a range of performance and creative skills on offer to interesting projects.
I like going to gigs, I like standing upstairs in the Yorkshire House with a pint in my hand, tapping my heel and nodding to some goodly noise.
I go to lots of gigs, I like rock gigs, I like some folksy stuff too. Sometimes I go dancing to electronic thumpy music.
I have been known to arrange gigs myself occasionally and think I should do more but don't seem to get round to it.
I also present the annual extravaganza that is The Flying Lemon Cabaret; An implausible plethora of diverse diversions from the rather lovely to the slightly disturbing. Next one February 4th 2010 in the Yorkshire House.
I don't watch TV.
I hate cars.
I don't have a mobile phone.
I believe what I like.
This is the daftest planet I've been to.
