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About Me

Raise your hand if you know me already. I'm a banjo playin fool. You know how sometimes you dream you're getting up in the morning, but you're not really awake? Me too. I've never really grasped the concept of a topic sentence when writing a paragraph. I wish I knew how to speak a second language. I have 6 senses, although that's only if you count sight twice. Lou Gherig's my favorite ballplayer and my least favorite disease. Thiamine is my favorite vitamin or mineral. I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle and smothered in secret sauce. When I do karaoke I can sing 9 songs without looking at the words. "Every Rose has its Thorn" is one of them. "Dust on the Bottle" is another. I think Optimus Prime and Scott would be great names for a dog. Some people call me Danny. Its alright with me. If you don't know my middle name its ok-- we can still be friends. I would like to be one of those people that writes a blog everyday that everybody thinks is interesting or funny but I'm not. I like the Indiana Hoosiers as well as the movie Hoosiers. I don't like snakes and the flying monkeys in "The Wizard of Oz" freak me out. If you ask me I'll tell you about anything but watch out because I might be making some of it up. When I was little I wanted to be a paleontologist or a ninja. I got an A in Botany but that was almost 15 years ago. Some people think my brother and I look exactly alike but we don't. I like camping and canoeing but not hiking or backpacking. I like catfish. I would like a coaching job at the Division I or professional level. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. I use the word "reckon" a lot. People seem to think its amusing. Biscuits and Gravy is my favorite breakfast.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who don't constantly complain.

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My Blog

TJ

I should have gone to his house. He stopped returning my calls and I let that be my excuse. He was my friend and he was my family. But he stopped calling me back and I let it go. Now I can't do an...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:23:00 GMT

You're Welcome

I have nothing funny to say. It really bothers me. Does it bother any of you? I decided that I would write one of these once a week and so far is been once a month. Is it lack of material? No. W...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 13:05:00 GMT

Best blog ever

Today has made me sit back and reflect on the past several years of my life, trying to gain a deeper understanding of who I am and what I want to become. You'll be happy to know that I snapped out of...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:02:00 GMT

Yep

I made a new years resolution to write one of these every week. So, as you can tell, I'm already 4 weeks behind. Lets not dwell on it. I feel bad enough already. I also have half a dozen eggs that...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:44:00 GMT

Happy Christmas. Now here’s my problem.

I cannot believe that this is an issue. I have said "Merry Christmas" several times this week, and a handful of times I've said "Happy Holidays." usually I get a greeting in return and I walk away wit...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:43:00 GMT

Can you possibly think of something dumber than this?

Daylight Savings Time. Lets start with the name. We somehow think we can fool the time space continuum. We believe we are Sherman and Mr. Peabody with the Wayback Machine. And ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:39:00 GMT

Back on the negative train

What do you think is the single biggest problem facing Americans today? We face rising gas and food prices. A war thousands of miles away from here that, whether you agree with it or not, ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:10:00 GMT

Yes, good things can happen.

You may have noticed that my blogs tend to be on the negative side. I am normally so annoyed by a particular person or event that I feel a need to lash out at them in a forum that they will neve...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:21:00 GMT

My political career

No, I don't want to be president. Everybody hates the president no matter who he is or what he does. We have an election coming up and we have deep division among the supporters of our rem...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:29:00 GMT

You people with your damn lights.

I used to like christmas. I don't just mean as a kid, when I'd get up at 0 dark 30 and run out of bed to see what Santa had brought me. This was usually followed by the sight of nothing under th...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:22:00 GMT