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Jay

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About Me

Well im bad at writing crap like this for a start... but here it goes.TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Jay Birthday: 07/03/86 Birthplace: Chichester Current Location: ChichesterEye Color: BlueHair Color: Brown Height: 6"3Right Handed or Left Handed: RightYour Heritage:The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketcher SportsYour Weakness: Sour ChewsYour Fears: BloodYour Perfect Pizza: PepperoniGoal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass my college course, loose weight and get a G/FYour Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: How Good? Err Very! U Luv It, Oh My GODThoughts First Waking Up: FUCK I'M LATEYour Best Physical Feature: EyesYour Bedtime: 12:00Your Most Missed Memory: SUMMER 02/03Pepsi or Coke: CokeMacDonalds or Burger King: KFCSingle or Group Dates: GroupChocolate or Vanilla: ChocolateCappuccino or Coffee: CoffeeDo you Smoke: Errr NO!Do you Swear: Does 'SHIT'count?Do you Sing: In the showerDo you Shower Daily: Yes while singingHave you Been in Love: YesDo you want to go to College: Bit late im in Uni¬Do you want to get Married: YesDo you belive in yourself: YesDo you get Motion Sickness: Oh god Yes, Bloody punto and Egg cages.Do you think you are Attractive: NoAre you a Health Freak: No, junk food all the wayDo you get along with your Parents: SometimesDo you like Thunderstorms: YesDo you play an Instrument: No In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, buggers up ma pace makerIn the past month have you Smoked: NOIn the past month have you been on Drugs: NoIn the past month have you gone on a Date: Hah if onlyIn the past month have you gone to a Mall: YesIn the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Err do i look american? ...In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, If i liked fish I would have fiddled wit Jodie Alldred In the past month have you been on Stage: No In the past month have you been Dumped: No In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, although it did come up in convoIn the past month have you Stolen Anything: NoEver been Drunk: Yes oh godEver been called a Tease: YesEver been Beaten up: YesEver Shoplifted: No am i from leigh park? Errr noHow do you want to Die: While having sexWhat do you want to be when you Grow Up: Accident investigatorWhat country would you most like to Visit: AUSSIEIn a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Blue/Brown Favourite Hair Color: Don't mind Short or Long Hair: Don't Mind Height: 5"3 - 5"7 Weight: - Best Clothing Style: Any but not burberry No chav Number of Drugs I have taken: None Number of CDs I own: Loads i have 200 tracks in iTunes Number of Piercings: None bar ear Number of Tattoos: None Yet Number of things in my Past I Regret: Oh godtop of da range face lift model great aceleration, low mileage, 1 or 2 careful lady owners, F.S.H, low emissions, handles like a dream, smooth bodywork, real head turner, no leaks or rust, rarely breaks down, everythin wrks as it shud! no tyre kickas or time wasters please, test drives welcome!Alreet, always up 4 a laugh & a well relaxed person can be well deep tho, me m8s mean da world 2 me. I hate full time work, it gets on me tits, and usualy jus get a new credit card. Im well loud, society pisses me off, & I sound more intelligent than I am. I fiddle & chew everything so dnt give me pens. Im always on pointless drives & meeting new ppl! Oh, im proper crap with keys so dont give me em! I like to chillout with me m8s do spontaneous things & havin a laff, I can be well mad n a bit of a wanka. Im well loyal & will talk to any1 & make ppl laff. Wana meet new folk like get to no ppl, Iv scrapped my inhibitions so fuk it Im jus guna do it!

My Interests

Love me gym and me music like, proper sound! spend all me time wit me m8s and just chill! taken up ice skatin wit the intention to start hockey but we shall see! love me cars and all that kinda stuff like just ur normal sorta lad!

I'd like to meet:

Erm open minded, any outgoin lad, wana talk to just about anyone, friends, relationship woteva

Music:

Sorry but a major sucker for Cheese, Old skool, power ballards and all that stuff.Into the club scene big time at the mo, dance R&B and all of that stuff. System up.. Window down and get the Kev beats pumpin. Drum and bass is wicked but not the hardcore crap.All time fav tune is Lasgo Alone Lmc Remix, dont no y but I love it So much. Really random tastes to be honest, tis all gravy

Movies:

Ok this is my downfall. I cant do blood. In any form. Its a weakness I no but I just cant hack it. I wasnt allowd to be in biology in coz i faint and thus a health and safty risk. Birth videos are worse then any horror!Love horror films, and comedy. Cant be doin with all the war films and crap like that. Black Hawk Down - Not a fan. I just dont see how seeing splein and entrails everywere makes a good flick.Star wars - most definatly James Bond - I got the lot The fast and the furious! Luv it Save the last dance Stomp the yard STEP UP!!!!!! Hot Fuzz Take the Lead Alpha Dog THE GOONIES!!!

Television:

Has to be All time legend of 'Teachers' channel 4 comendy series. Truely hilarious representaion of what our school was actualy like. Although our teachers couldnt speak english. Notice the Flaw!.Desperate housewives.... Actully in love with this programme, the soundtrack gets me goin, its wickedFAMILY GUY!!!!! AMERICAN DAD - oh my god, again stuuey is a legendTopgear, you gotta love it, Hammond is a legend, and clarckson, whata bloke, james may... errm bless him.Just bought the entire works of Friends HOW GOOD ERR VERYY!Obviously neighbours, goes without saying Despite above, im not a massive tv fan to be fair and will just turn it on if im around like! However gota love sum stuff like BRING BACK AT HOME WITH THE BRAITHWAITES, made me piss did that!

Books:

Cant Read, Cant be Arsed. Although a small tribute to porn cannot be forgotten. Read enough text books to justify my lack of literature and lexical ability. However I can be a loquacious person at times.YES I AM TAKIN THE P.I.S.S

Heroes:

Heroes i dont no, But have to say, even tho this is guna be so corny, its gotta be said. My m8s from year 10 and still goin strong have pulled me up from the gutter. The only reason I am who I am is because of them. My m8s meen the world to me and I wouldnt be here if it wernt for them.Kate Tulett & co Sam Burnett Mike Stearn Helen Goodall Jason Tippin Ashley Cooney Toby Lord Louiza Mitsis Ellen Amis Kathryn Gausson Holly Smith Sam McRobert Jenny Stevens Krushma Hathi Steve Pick Dan Souter Mike Rodgeman Emma Smith Matt Cayfod Natalie Doick Aimee Francis Jessica Thorpe Alex Reid Natalie Pearse Adam Whittaker Nina Etheridge Graham MacEvoy Lisa Corbet Wilson Rachael Smith Matthew Kirk! Gareth Fogden Chloe Wells Stephanie Lawley Kelly Ryan David Gardener!Obianuju Ubago - R.I.P WIll never foget you!All You guys I havnt mentiond IS because I have a crap memory, send me a shitty text and il sort it.