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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ally Dean
Birthday: 25th Janinjuary (according to ninja lore)
Birthplace: Hmmm, the wilderness...
Current Location: In a chair, in a room, in a house.
Eye Color: Brown to hazel.
Hair Color: Auburn.
Height: 6'3"/4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left, apparently that makes me in league with satan.
Your Heritage: Scottish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My big ol' metal stompin' boots.
Your Weakness: People stronger than me.
Your Fears: Spider, like big FUCK OFF spiders that can latch onto your face and suck out your eyeballs.
Your Perfect Pizza: Erm, traditional Italian thin base and then anything on top.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get into year 13.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol or tee hee.
Thoughts First Waking Up: normally it's, at least I'm alive.
Your Best Physical Feature: Either my thighs or my hands, others say my eyes.
Your Bedtime: Whenever buddy.
Your Most Missed Memory: Hmm, summer when ever it's winter.
Pepsi or Coke: not fussed.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King.
Single or Group Dates: Hmm, not really bothered.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't see the point in Iced tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: They both have their places.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee but cappuccino for the frothy stuff on toop, the rest is bullhonkey =)
Do you Smoke: Depends on what we're talking here.
Do you Swear: To much.
Do you Sing: Not really.
Do you Shower Daily: every now and again, but if I'm going out with mates I will.
Have you Been in Love: Not as of yet.
Do you want to go to College: I'm at 6th form hoping to go East Surrey.
Do you want to get Married: When it's right and I have enough money to prepare for a divource.
Do you belive in yourself: Depends on the situation.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when looking down and trying to concentrate on something.
Do you think you are Attractive: In some lights.
Are you a Health Freak: Can't say I am.
Do you get along with your Parents: Not particularly.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like to run around holding metal sheets in them.
Do you play an Instrument: Noooo.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yip....I have finally found a drink under the sun I can drink again after that terrible incident at the football club.
In the past month have you Smoked: nop.
In the past month have you been on drugs: What drugs we talking here?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nop.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'm not American.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nop.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not a big fan even though I love seafood.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nop.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nop.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm skinnmy all the time.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes.
Ever been Drunk: Of course, nearly had alcohol poisoning.
Ever been called a Tease: Of course lol.
Ever been Beaten up: Yep, but what came round went round.
Ever Shoplifted: Indeed.
How do you want to Die: Either, naturally, in an explosion or succeeding in saving someone.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Either, War correspondant, Armed response unit, Riot Squad or Army.
What country would you most like to Visit: Tebetan mountains, China Temples or Japan Cities.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Ice blue, Dark brown or Emerald Green.
Favourite Hair Color: Not fussed.
Short or Long Hair: Erm, skinhead, mohawk or long.
Height: someone who can just about look in my eye.
Weight: Tonned to cuddly.
Best Clothing Style: Punk, Metal or skater.
Number of drugs I have taken: Let's not get into this.
&..39;Number of CDs I own:' All on computer.
Number of Piercings: None, wouldn't suit me.
Number of Tattoos: None, but one soon.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing, life is a lesson.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Now we have the basics out the way I'm gonna write an indepth whatever about me cos right now I'm bored silly.For starters I would say I'm a nice kind of person, a lot of people are scared of me with first impressions...I guess I can understand why, My normal dress code is black hoodie black jeans, black Nazi jack boots and a World War 2 great/trench coat, I seem to be quite intimidating with my hieght and build but I don't mean to be, once you get to know me you'll find I'm quite the teddy bear. A lot of people comment on my hugs. Apparently they are pretty special. I'm a Good listener and I prefer actions to words. Actions gets you places, words are useless. I'm a spontanius person and have a faaar to active imagination, if you see me day dreaming (which is most of the time) it's probs cos I'm either making up random random complex stories in my head or over analysing things going on in my life.
I always want to go to these places I make up cos they seem a better place than this reality, but then again I would love to go to places where it's just pure nature like jungles and stuff, I'm bored of this Urban reality and it's filth.
I enjoy my own company, I can be a very solitary person but I do enjoy to be in the company of others at times, especially when they are having fun.
My attitude towards people are based on the way they dress and what music they listen to. Call it shallow but it's more of a mental handbook on how they normally are...for example: Chav's: I dislike them very much and despise their music due to their unpredictable attitude and outwards dislike for everyone and their own kind, however, there are a handful I get on with.
Emo's: No words or actions could demonstrate the feeling of hatred I feel for them, they go against everything I believe in and must be eradicated from society and life. If your emo, I will be completly abusive towards you until you leave my sight or exit my space.
Metalheads: Automatically I will get on with them as I am one myself, I will be friendly until I find something I dislike about the person at hand, other than that I'm game if they are.
Indie: Not bothered about them will get on with them but will slate their music if it's brought up.
Any other type: I will treat respetivly to an extent.
I have been know to have a very destructive and sadistic nature when angered, basically a very strong belief I hold is, if you fuck me about and piss me off expect to get a shit load and more back. I think I have anger issues, I don't deal with anger well. I bottle it up and one day I know I will explode and to be frank I'm scared of what will happen, although I do have some ways of releasing my anger. In small doses listening to some really fucking brutal death metal, In medium doses it's normally punching something, In large doses mosh pits (I love them). After a night in a good mosh pit people see a very new and mellow side to me, physically and mentally drained of anger I turn into a dosile ball of fluff basically.
I am known to be pretty wierd and insane and sometimes very very sick and twisted. I love walking home after a party pretty tipsy at about 3am when no one but yourself is around, there's something wierd and satisfying about it.
My main interests comes and goes depending on the times and what I'm bothered to do, my biggest interest is paintball My team was once the Grand master Champions of the UK we could of entered the World Championships but the enterance fee was way to high for a 5 man team of college students and mechanics. We held that title for 2years and was the first team to come out of nowhere to get such a title. We lost the title due to the disbanding of our team but now it's reformed and we are bowling for our title again... THIS IS WHAT I PLAY!! THIS IS WHO I AM!! I DON'T PLAY YOUR AVERAGE PUNTER PAINTBALLER FOR I AM NO PUNTER. I AM A SEASONED SEMI-PROFESSIONAL PAINTBALLER AND IF YOU WANT A GAME I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO PEEL THE SKIN OFF OF YOUR BACK WITH MY PAINTBALL GUN!!
I will listen to anything that I like the sound of from rap to insane brutal death metal if I like it I will listen. Depending on my mood though I cant just switch between music and change my current feeling. My main musical interest is Metal but I prefer my Death and Thrash metal.......
I love a lot of movies, a movie for me to like, it must be jammed with action or what action there is has to be mind numbingly awesome to make up for the lack of it. A good story line and twist and a load of cool characters and alot of blood shed. A Good example of this is Smokin Aces or Saving Private Ryan.......
I dont watch a lot of Tv due to the amount of reality shit on it. I absolutly despise fucking Big Brother as it spawns complete inbred fucktards such as Jade Goodie...people like her need to be crucified and lashed to an inch of death each day. Another trait of modern humanity I cant get my head round is the celebration of mindless ignorance. Due to humanity progressing the way it has it has lead the stupid and unhealthy to thrive in society. There are no more natural threats to clean the gene pool and dispatch the shite of humanity. However if Im going to watch TV it'd be for something amusing and comical. I enjoy to have a good laugh Never Mind The Buzzcocks is my kind of program.......
I like my fantasy and comical books Terry Pratchet's discworld series are very good. I also like books that have wierd ideas and books that are very mystical about long forgotten things.............
My Heroe's are Bill Bailey and a few others.............
I think that's about it in this section...got any questions please do add me and ask!

My Interests


You scored as Death Metalist, Death metal alright!!! you love violence, torturing people, reducing humanity and you are a sick beast that doesn't care if only your home remains after a devastating armargeddon as you only need yourself to live.

Death Metalist


67%

Heavy Metal/Old School


62%

Black Metalist


62%

Thrash Metalist


52%

Funeral Doom Metalist


50%

Power Metalist


28%

Progressive Metalist


20%

Non-Metal


18%
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I'd like to meet:

To be completly honest, I'm happy to meet anyone or anything which can hold an interlectual convosation or give me a good laugh. Meeting anyone in the streets and having a general convosation about life or about anything is non-exsistent these days. It's pathetic that humanity can't get on and spare some time for their fellow person. But if you want to know who I'd like to meet that is well known or famous, then anyone. My ideal thought would to have a mahoosive party with everyone that has made a significant difference in humanity, either dead or alive, from Thomas Edison to the Unknown Soldier that sacraficed his life for the benefit of 5 others that he barly even knew, holding a convosation with people like that and understanding the things they did is just scratching the surface of the human psyke.

My Blog

Skating on frozen peas with a nickle in my pocket.

I'm starting to get back into the swing of blogging, dunno if this makes me a deranged psychopath who spends most of his time in the shadows or a total fucking legend for making use of all the stuff m...
Posted by Wizzard on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:08:00 PST

A blog for the Hog of Fog...anyone for chocolate log?

Right, guess it's time for another blog, and I mean, why not? I got nothing better to fucking do....just to let you know, I'm feeling pretty fucked off at the moment so there's probably gonna be more ...
Posted by Wizzard on Sat, 26 May 2007 11:57:00 PST

Bo-tang to the yo-tang possibly reaching the Orang-o-tanG

Let's get something straight...on reading this you have now just signed a contracted in selling your soul to me and the only way to get it back is by sucking my big toe whislt snorting a cheese string...
Posted by Wizzard on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:39:00 PST

Current operations of the Nocternal sortS

Well, I'm a bit over due for a blog so here we go. Thigs that have happened recently...(I just realised I spelt 'things' wrong but Thigs sounds cool so that's the way it's gonna be from now on.) My f...
Posted by Wizzard on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:04:00 PST

It's that time of the weeK

Well, it's coming up to Christmas, about a week off and to be honest, I'm not that excited. I normally start to get excited Christmas Eve or Christmas Morn. So let's see what recent things have happen...
Posted by Wizzard on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:59:00 PST

Starting A FresH...

I've come to the conclusion that I should write more about how I'm feeling, what I've been up to and blah blah blah, I mean why not? I've got fuck all else to do. Ok, so Recent memories, most recent ...
Posted by Wizzard on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST

READING FESTIVAL '06

READING FESTIVAL '06 WAS CRAAAAAZY! I set off on the thursday with my bro and his girlfriend and then split of with my bro to the london tube service, then waited FUCKING LONG for some coach bitch to ...
Posted by Wizzard on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:05:00 PST